January 20, 2013

When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea

December 13, 2012

When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

November 22, 2012

When it’s hanging likes a chad and your butt hurts really bad
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Happy turkey!
When you're driving in your car,
and your house is just too far
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach is in pain,
and your making chocolate rain
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you think it's chicken soup
but it's really liquid poop.
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
diarrhea, diarrhea

November 21, 2012

When you have Thanksgiving turkey
and your stool is a stank hot slurpee
Diarrhea Diarrhea 

April 30, 2012

NOW OFFICIALLY ON FACEBOOK! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE US!

October 26, 2009

Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

September 18, 2007

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)
When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting on the fence
and you’re feeling hot and tence:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach’s feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running down the road
and you can’t control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re dancin’ to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

July 28, 2007

When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.