When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting on the fence
and you’re feeling hot and tence:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach’s feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re running down the road
and you can’t control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re dancin’ to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you don’t feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting on the pot
and it’s coming out a lot:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it sounds just like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re shopping at the store
and it’s dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach really hurts
and you know it is the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re miles from anywhere
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.