October 28, 2015

When you're working very hard
and your asshole leaves you scarred...

53 comments:

Metals said...

It's ooey and it's gooey
Really rich and kinda chewy
Diarrhea!

Metals said...

Stick shift car:
When you slam it in to first
And your guts are gonna burst...
When you put it into two
And you have done mushy poo!
When you ram it into third
And you can feel a little turd
When you slide it into four
Oh no! Here comes a little more
When you crank it into fifth
And you're dying to use the biff!
Finally home at last
And you're fighting back the blast.
Reaching for your keys
Too late,shits dripping down your knees!
Diarrhea

Ivand said...

My mother wasn't in, so I did it in the bin. Diarrhea Diarrhea

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Anonymous said...

When your stomach really hurts
And your ass begins to twerk

Brian Krenzke said...

When there's a gurgal in your belly and you fill your shorts with smelly jelly...

Brian Krenzke said...

When you at the gym trying to get a pump, you push out a fart and it has a lump...

Anonymous said...

When you're reaching for the paper but another gush awaits you
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're standing in the cold and unwelcomed it explodes
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're standing in the cold and a unwelcome warmth explodes

Anonymous said...

In the snow it's really gooey, yet in the bowl it's kinda stewy
Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're sitting down at mass and it starts to leave your ass
Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're sitting down at mass and with a fart it leaves your ass

Anonymous said...

When you're playing with you daughter and you feel that doo doo water

Anonymous said...

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter

CyberChrist - Mokesh - Julian Glenn said...

It ferments in your belly,
Where it gets all ripe and smelly,

Anonymous said...

When you're sitting in a bakkie and your pants feel mucky ... diarrhea diarrhea

Dan Whitcomb said...

When your knob is getting polished
And your back door feels astonished
Diarrhea diarrhea

HumbleConfidence said...

When your pants are at your knees and you shit before you pee... Diarrhea diarrhea!

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HumbleConfidence said...

When your stomachs feeling off and your scared to laugh or cough... Diarrhea diarrhea!

Jiminy Wilkestuff said...

When you're tickled by your lady/
and your pants fill up with gravy/
Diarrhea,Diarrhea

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Jiminy Wilkestuff said...

When your date is going really well/
But then you enter anal hell.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Jiminy Wilkestuff said...

When you're jumping up with joy/
But birth a smelly baby boy.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Jane said...

When the tails of your shirts shows you've got the Hershey squirts.... Diarrhea!

Jane said...

When the tails of your shirts shows you've got the Hershey squirts.... Diarrhea!

Anonymous said...

When you're walking down the hall/ and you feel something fall/ Diarrhea ch ch ch. Diarrhea ch ch ch./Some people think it's gross/ But it's really good on toast/ Diarrhea ch ch ch....

Toilet Humour said...

comes out yer bum, like a sub-machine gun! diarrhea, diarrhea it wasn't very funny cos it's all hot n runny. diarrhea, diarrhea

Sammy Winchester said...

Good one

Sammy Winchester said...
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Sammy Winchester said...

Don't worry about it

Andrea McMullen said...

A gurgle in the wind is your back ends discipline diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

leaving tracks of stool...
When you're feelin kinda funny then feel something runny...
When you're hanging upside down and your face is suddenly brown...
Diarrhea, diarrhea 😎

Anonymous said...

When you stoop to lift your dog and you bark a liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Kyle Summers said...

When your laying on the floor and your banging a whore and shit comes spraying out your back door. Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When you're swimming in the pool and your arse begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea.

HumbleConfidence said...

When your sitting having coffee and you didn't ask for frothy... Diarrhea diarrhea!

Unknown said...

When you're stomach's cutting up & feel that rumbling in your gut.. diarrhea..diarrhea!

Anonymous said...

RUNNING DOWN THE GUTTER WITH A PIECE OF BREAD AND BUTTER DIARRHEA PBBT PBBT DIARRHEA.

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Anonymous said...

When you're feeling kinda woozy
And your booty drops a dukey...
Diarrhea, diarrhea
-Magdalena

Arden Parker said...

When you're munching on some cheese and your tush starts to sneeze...

Emily Wilson said...

When you're running down the hall, and you slip slide and fall.

Emily Wilson said...

When you're climbing up a tree and something's running down your knee.

Ayana Tillery said...

(this is about my friend Jonas) When Jonas makes a sandwich and you need a butt bandage

Ayana Tillery said...

I have another one but its not diarrhea
When you're feeling kinda crazy but you're really really lazy buy a hooker, buy a hooker

richard bovey said...

When you're pulling on the bong but the liquid shits have ruined your new thong

Anonymous said...

You close your eyes, begging please
but your ass begins to sneeze.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
-R.A.B.213-

Anonymous said...

When you think a fart is blowing but brown water starts a-flowing Diarrhea Diarrhea

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Anonymous said...

When your guts are gone to war you shit hose the bathroom floor Diarria Diarria !!!

Anonymous said...

When you're staring at the gutter and you feel a sudden sputter diarrhea diarrhea

When you're singing in the shower and you feel a sudden power diarrhea diarrhea

When you're going to get the mail and feel a slimy snail diarrhea diarrhea

When you're shopping at the store and there's Brown stuff on the floor diarrhea diarrhea