January 20, 2013

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60 comments:

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when it runs down your toes, like runny sloppy joes, diarrhea....diarrhea

gary L said...

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my brother says:
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when your running down the hall
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When you're eatin' some lunch,
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no pain, no strain
sit on the pot and let it drain
Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea

Alex Hamilton said...

I just love this song more than I love my children.
Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well.
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Anonymous said...

people think it's gross but it's good on your toast. diarrhea. diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

people think it's funny but it's really slick and runny, diarrhea diarrhea

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