January 20, 2013

When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea

89 comments:

jennifer feener said...

when it runs down your toes, like runny sloppy joes, diarrhea....diarrhea

gary L said...

OUTSTANDING...LOL

gary L said...

my brother says:
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its brown and runnny
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr

or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea


You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea


It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John

And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool

And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!

When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!

When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!

When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!

When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!

When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!

If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!

If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!

When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!

When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!

You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!

Anonymous said...

tell me about it! i sang this song to my class!!1

john smith said...
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Anonymous said...

When you're eatin' some lunch,
and you feel a great big bunch
Diarrhea, diarrhea

LEONA Theodore said...
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john smith said...
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Anonymous said...

no pain, no strain
sit on the pot and let it drain
Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea

Alex Hamilton said...

I just love this song more than I love my children.
Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well.
The future will be a better place because of you.
Kudos

Anonymous said...

people think it's gross but it's good on your toast. diarrhea. diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

people think it's funny but it's really slick and runny, diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

I was going about 94 had to cut a fart and blew me out the door, diarrhea diarrhea

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Anonymous said...

When you feel that pitter patter,
its your but about to splatter.

zain ul abidin kk said...
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Anonymous said...

Hey, I want to know, does anyone own the copyright to these songs?

Anonymous said...

When it rumbles in your cavity
And you can't fight off the gravity....

Anonymous said...

When you're giving mom a hug
And it stains her brand new rug...

meghamahajan said...
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Kathy said...

When your windows you are washing
And your guts being their sloshing
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

When you're lying on the beach
And your cheeks being to breach
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

When you're scrubbing up the floor
And the poop begins to pour
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

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Anonymous said...

This blog kicks buttocks

Anonymous said...

When you're brushing your hair and your butt starts to flare, diarrhea!

Brad maddox said...
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zubair saleem said...
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Samuel Poopoopoop said...

it smells like a fart and it comes out like a dart
diarhea, diarhea

muhammad asim said...
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Anonymous said...

I'v got a new one:
when your eating a spicy pickle
and your butt begins to tickle
diarrhea, diarrhea

Matthew Summer said...

When your blogging on the pot, and your sphincter muscles shot..........diarreha diarrhea

fariya khan said...
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Anonymous said...

Our family favorite from the 70's......

Momma said it wouldn't hurt,
So we had it for dessert
Diarrhea diarrhea

Uhu work said...
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Anonymous said...

when you think its the farts
and its really the sharts

diarrhea diarrhea

abdullah asim said...
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Anonymous said...

When you're climbin' up the ladder and you hear something splatter... diarrhea, diarrhea.

Uhu work said...
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muhammad asim said...
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samad abbas said...
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anam ilyas said...
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Anonymous said...

Something is jumpin in your belly it hot and gooey poo poo jelly! Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Carden Blackthorne said...

When you're stepping up at bat,
And your butt is getting fat,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're runnin' round to first,
And your pants are gonna burst,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running into second
And you need a disinfectant,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you finally get to third,
And let a great big greasy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're slidin' into home,
Back of your pants have turned to foam.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

It comes out yer bum like pedigree chum diarrhea diarrhea

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Donnie Hughes said...

When you fell very happy and your pants are getting sappy that's diarrhea that's diarrhea

Ahsan Afsar said...
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Ernie Mrachek said...

When it feels like flatulence but it's poop that's not too dense, diarrhea, diarrhea...

Syed Kazim Ali said...
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when you're screaming "halleluja", 'cause your food just runs right through ya..... diarrhea!

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Anonymous said...

You kids need to get a life... So pathetic... I was scrolling through facebook and came across this on some losers facebook... You kids need to get laid.... Tsk Tsk..... Freaks

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Anonymous said...

When you're in bed and you feel something wet diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

If you've just eaten ice cream
and your butt begins to scream
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When your butt begins to sweat and your underwear is wet diarrhea diarrhea

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