When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
- 1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
- 2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
- 3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
- 4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
- 5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
- TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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19 comments:
when it runs down your toes, like runny sloppy joes, diarrhea....diarrhea
OUTSTANDING...LOL
my brother says:
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its brown and runnny
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
tell me about it! i sang this song to my class!!1
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When you're eatin' some lunch,
and you feel a great big bunch
Diarrhea, diarrhea
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no pain, no strain
sit on the pot and let it drain
Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea
I just love this song more than I love my children.
Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well.
The future will be a better place because of you.
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people think it's gross but it's good on your toast. diarrhea. diarrhea.
people think it's funny but it's really slick and runny, diarrhea diarrhea
I was going about 94 had to cut a fart and blew me out the door, diarrhea diarrhea
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