When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
- 1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
- 2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
- 3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
- 4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
- 5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
- TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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10 comments:
Can anyone finish/correct? I'm pretty sure it's from a movie.
When you're slidin into 1st & you feel a great big (or liquid?) burst, diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're slidin into 3rd and you feel a liquid turd, diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin into home and you're pants are full of foam (not sure it's totally right, sounds pretty good but maybe a little off), diarrhea, diarrhea.
Anyway, if anyone can help finish or correct (I think there's a line about 2nd) it'd be great, I think this is the best 1 out there. And my 5 year old is asking me to teach it to him, which of course when I do the wife's gonna kill me!
If you're taking a shower and you feel a lot o power diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're sitting on the stall and you feel something fall diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're getting out of the shower, and your butt thinks it's happy hour:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When going into Second
And you need a disinfectant
Diarrhea, uh,uh, Diarrhea
Its from.parenthood
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When you're heading towards first and you feel a big, brown burst.
When you're stealing second base, and it splatters in your face.
Makes a lot of sense to me.
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