December 13, 2012

When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can anyone finish/correct? I'm pretty sure it's from a movie.
When you're slidin into 1st & you feel a great big (or liquid?) burst, diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're slidin into 3rd and you feel a liquid turd, diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin into home and you're pants are full of foam (not sure it's totally right, sounds pretty good but maybe a little off), diarrhea, diarrhea.
Anyway, if anyone can help finish or correct (I think there's a line about 2nd) it'd be great, I think this is the best 1 out there. And my 5 year old is asking me to teach it to him, which of course when I do the wife's gonna kill me!

Unknown said...

If you're taking a shower and you feel a lot o power diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

if you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

if you're sitting on the stall and you feel something fall diarrhea, diarrhea

Unknown said...

When you're getting out of the shower, and your butt thinks it's happy hour:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When going into Second
And you need a disinfectant
Diarrhea, uh,uh, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

Its from.parenthood

Anonymous said...

When you're heading towards first and you feel a big, brown burst.

When you're stealing second base, and it splatters in your face.

reginag said...

Makes a lot of sense to me.

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Anonymous said...

Parenthood w/steve Martin

Holistic Logistics Backloads said...

when your sleeping in your bed and it dribbles down your leg diaorreh

Unknown said...

when you're in the batter's box and it's filling up your socks, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Anonymous said...

When your pants fall down and your arse is brown diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're waiting for the bus
And your ass begins to pus
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when your sitting in a bush and ur butt starts to push

Anonymous said...

When you're always on the run
Cause it's never really done
diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea