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January 20, 2013
When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea
my brother says: dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr some people think its really funny buts its brown and runnny dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr when your running down the hall and soneting splatters on the wall dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one::: When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg like a scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!! When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone Be a man And use your hand! If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea! And your butt starts to pee... If you're walkin up the ladder And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy And you feel something heavy... When you're sitting in class And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet And you feel something wet... When you're shooting a foul And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush And you have to give a push... When you're running down the road And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow And you see brownish-yellow... When you're the batter up to hit And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts And you start to get the squirts... When you're drinking orange juice And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst.... When you're putting on a dress And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map And you feel yourself crap... When you're sleepin in Spanish class And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair And you feel something tear... If you're sittin in a stall And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble And you think your going to tumble... When you're riding a horse And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear And you feel something smear.... When you're looking at your shoes And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth And you feel something smooth.... When you're putting on a skirt and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots And you start to get the trots... When you're taking a piss And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz And your *** begins to fizz.... DIARRHEA!!!!
I just love this song more than I love my children. Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well. The future will be a better place because of you. Kudos
When you're stepping up at bat, And your butt is getting fat, Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're runnin' round to first, And your pants are gonna burst, Diarrhea, diarrhea When you're running into second And you need a disinfectant, Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you finally get to third, And let a great big greasy turd, Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin' into home, Back of your pants have turned to foam. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You kids need to get a life... So pathetic... I was scrolling through facebook and came across this on some losers facebook... You kids need to get laid.... Tsk Tsk..... Freaks
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When you’re runnin’ for the dunny and you’re feelin somethin funny diarrhoea, diarrhoea When you’re playin with your cat and you hear a big splat diarrhoea, diarrhoea When you think your friends are jokin but you pants are brown and soakin diarrhoea, diarrhoea
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
How Can I Get My Versions of the Diarrhea Song Included in This Official List?
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89 comments:
when it runs down your toes, like runny sloppy joes, diarrhea....diarrhea
OUTSTANDING...LOL
my brother says:
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its brown and runnny
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
tell me about it! i sang this song to my class!!1
When you're eatin' some lunch,
and you feel a great big bunch
Diarrhea, diarrhea
no pain, no strain
sit on the pot and let it drain
Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea
I just love this song more than I love my children.
Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well.
The future will be a better place because of you.
Kudos
people think it's gross but it's good on your toast. diarrhea. diarrhea.
people think it's funny but it's really slick and runny, diarrhea diarrhea
I was going about 94 had to cut a fart and blew me out the door, diarrhea diarrhea
When you feel that pitter patter,
its your but about to splatter.
Hey, I want to know, does anyone own the copyright to these songs?
When it rumbles in your cavity
And you can't fight off the gravity....
When you're giving mom a hug
And it stains her brand new rug...
When your windows you are washing
And your guts being their sloshing
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're lying on the beach
And your cheeks being to breach
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're scrubbing up the floor
And the poop begins to pour
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
This blog kicks buttocks
When you're brushing your hair and your butt starts to flare, diarrhea!
it smells like a fart and it comes out like a dart
diarhea, diarhea
I'v got a new one:
when your eating a spicy pickle
and your butt begins to tickle
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your blogging on the pot, and your sphincter muscles shot..........diarreha diarrhea
Our family favorite from the 70's......
Momma said it wouldn't hurt,
So we had it for dessert
Diarrhea diarrhea
when you think its the farts
and its really the sharts
diarrhea diarrhea
When you're climbin' up the ladder and you hear something splatter... diarrhea, diarrhea.
Something is jumpin in your belly it hot and gooey poo poo jelly! Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're stepping up at bat,
And your butt is getting fat,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're runnin' round to first,
And your pants are gonna burst,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running into second
And you need a disinfectant,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you finally get to third,
And let a great big greasy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin' into home,
Back of your pants have turned to foam.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It comes out yer bum like pedigree chum diarrhea diarrhea
When you fell very happy and your pants are getting sappy that's diarrhea that's diarrhea
When it feels like flatulence but it's poop that's not too dense, diarrhea, diarrhea...
when you're screaming "halleluja", 'cause your food just runs right through ya..... diarrhea!
You kids need to get a life... So pathetic... I was scrolling through facebook and came across this on some losers facebook... You kids need to get laid.... Tsk Tsk..... Freaks
When you're in bed and you feel something wet diarrhea diarrhea
If you've just eaten ice cream
and your butt begins to scream
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your butt begins to sweat and your underwear is wet diarrhea diarrhea
Great opinion Man.....
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home remedies for diarrhoea Treat your baby's diarrhea with Probiotics and ensure they are diarrhea-free for the next couple months
When u think its kitchen soup but its really liquid poop
That great never heard this one funny shit I mean diarrhea lol
Some people think it's funny
But it's really gross and runny
While others think it's gross
It's really great on toast
When you're sliding into 1st, and your pants begin to burst
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards 2nd, and the toilet starts to beckon
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards 3rd, and you start to let a turd
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards home, and your teammates start to groan [because you stink, and look really gross]
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
[What the diarrhea player does/thinks in everyday life]
Some say it's gross, but I like it on my toast
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's runny, but I like it as a chocolate bunny
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's rude, but I like it when it's stewed
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's crude, but I like it when it's brewed
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's phony, but I like it in my macaroni
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's a joke, but I drink it in my Coke
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's green, but I like it in my canteen
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some call it poo, but I like it as Tofu
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some call it poop, but I like it in my soup
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say I'm a dope, but I use it as a soap
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some want to cry, but I eat as a chocolate pie
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's a blunder, but for me it's a wonder
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some wish they'd die and go to heaven, but I put it in my slurpie from the 7-Eleven
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
(And many, many more I'm not thinking of)
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When you’re runnin’ for the dunny and you’re feelin somethin funny diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you’re playin with your cat and you hear a big splat diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you think your friends are jokin but you pants are brown and soakin diarrhoea, diarrhoea
My mum wasn't in,
so i did it in the bin,
diarrhea
diarrhea
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