July 21, 2020

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We moved to a platform ideally suited for curating all your favorite verses. Check us out on Twitter! The Diarrhea Song–Official ...
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April 7, 2017

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When your'e playing in a puddle And your butt is in a muddle Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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When you tour the streets of Rome And your ass just starts to foam Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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When you eat a bowl of butter and your sphincter starts to sputter Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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November 3, 2016

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When you're up in outer space and it splatters on your face— Diarrhea, diarrhea
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When you're planning where to shit but it comes out where you sit— Diarrhea, diarrhea
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When you holler for the bill but your ass begins to spill— Diarrhea, diarrhea
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When you're reading  Friedrich Nietzsche, and regretting the ceviche— Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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When there's defilement in the bowl, and it's burning in your soul— Diarrhea, Diarrhea
October 28, 2015

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When you're working very hard and your asshole leaves you scarred...
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When you lie down for siesta and your ass has a fiesta...
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When you're reaching for a glass  and poop shoots out your ass...

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When you're sitting with your girl  and your butt begins to hurl...
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When you're walking through the store and there's "Cleanup on aisle 4"...
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When you have to change your stance  and cottage cheese just filled your pants...
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When you run around a-stout  and it keeps just shooting out...

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When your pants feel really mushy  and their filled with something slushy...
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When your stomach's feeling ill  and you make a great big spill...

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When you're swimming down the stream  and you pass by something green...

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When your friends are in the way  and your butt's about to spray...

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When you about to go to bed  and your shorts fill up with lead...
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When  you're feelin kinda squooshy  and the feeling's in your tushee...

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When you're playing with your cat  and you hear a gooey splat

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When you're in a shopping mall  and its sprays out on the wall...
September 10, 2015

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When you're looking at some art  and you accidentally shart
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When you're a US healthcare professional and feces are " exo-intestinal"
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August 15, 2014

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When it runs between your toes Like slimy sloppy joes Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're sliding into two And your pants erupt with goo Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're playing w/ your pet And you feel something wet Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're shooting at a foul And there's buckshot in your bowel Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're sitting in a chair And you feel something tear Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're about to take a quizle And your ass begins to fizzle Diarrhea diarrhea

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When you feel that pitter patter Its your but about to splatter Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're giving mom a hug And it stains her brand new rug Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're lying on the beach And your cheeks being to breach Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you're brushing out your hair And your butt begins to flare Diarrhea diarrhea

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When the smells is like a fart But it comes out like a dart Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you eat a spicy pickle And your butt begins to tickle Diarrhea diarrhea

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When your blogging on the pot And your sphincter muscles shot Diarrhea diarrhea
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Momma said it wouldn't hurt, So we had it for dessert Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you think its just the farts And it turns out to be the “sharts” Diarrhea diarrhea
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When you’ve only got a second And you need a disinfectant Diarrhea diarrhea

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When it feels like flatulence but it's poop that's not too dense Diarrhea diarrhea
January 20, 2013

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When you're riding in a slay And you hear something spray Diarrhea diarrhea
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December 13, 2012

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When your sitting on a mountain and your butt becomes a fountain Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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November 22, 2012

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When it’s hanging likes a chad and your butt hurts really bad Diarrhea, diarrhea Happy turkey!

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When you're driving in your car, and your house is just too far Diarrhea, diarrhea
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When your stomach is in pain, and your making chocolate rain Diarrhea, diarrhea
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When you think it's chicken soup but it's really liquid poop. Diarrhea diarrhea
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When your sitting on a mountain and your butt becomes a fountain diarrhea, diarrhea
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