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December 13, 2012
When your sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
Can anyone finish/correct? I'm pretty sure it's from a movie. When you're slidin into 1st & you feel a great big (or liquid?) burst, diarrhea, diarrhea, When you're slidin into 3rd and you feel a liquid turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're slidin into home and you're pants are full of foam (not sure it's totally right, sounds pretty good but maybe a little off), diarrhea, diarrhea. Anyway, if anyone can help finish or correct (I think there's a line about 2nd) it'd be great, I think this is the best 1 out there. And my 5 year old is asking me to teach it to him, which of course when I do the wife's gonna kill me!
Can anyone finish/correct? I'm pretty sure it's from a movie.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're slidin into 1st & you feel a great big (or liquid?) burst, diarrhea, diarrhea,
When you're slidin into 3rd and you feel a liquid turd, diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin into home and you're pants are full of foam (not sure it's totally right, sounds pretty good but maybe a little off), diarrhea, diarrhea.
Anyway, if anyone can help finish or correct (I think there's a line about 2nd) it'd be great, I think this is the best 1 out there. And my 5 year old is asking me to teach it to him, which of course when I do the wife's gonna kill me!
Parenthood w/steve Martin
DeleteIf you're taking a shower and you feel a lot o power diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteif you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteif you're sitting on the stall and you feel something fall diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen you're getting out of the shower, and your butt thinks it's happy hour:
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, Diarrhea
When going into Second
ReplyDeleteAnd you need a disinfectant
Diarrhea, uh,uh, Diarrhea
Its from.parenthood
ReplyDeleteWhen you're heading towards first and you feel a big, brown burst.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're stealing second base, and it splatters in your face.
Makes a lot of sense to me.
ReplyDeleteprovidence auto glass
when your sleeping in your bed and it dribbles down your leg diaorreh
ReplyDeletewhen you're in the batter's box and it's filling up your socks, diarrhoea, diarrhoea
ReplyDeleteWhen your pants fall down and your arse is brown diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen you're waiting for the bus
ReplyDeleteAnd your ass begins to pus
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
when your sitting in a bush and ur butt starts to push
ReplyDeleteWhen you're always on the run
ReplyDeleteCause it's never really done
diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea