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January 20, 2013
When you're riding in a slay
And you hear something spray
Diarrhea diarrhea
my brother says: dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr some people think its really funny buts its brown and runnny dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr when your running down the hall and soneting splatters on the wall dirarea ehhr ehhr dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one::: When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg like a scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!! When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone Be a man And use your hand! If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea! And your butt starts to pee... If you're walkin up the ladder And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy And you feel something heavy... When you're sitting in class And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet And you feel something wet... When you're shooting a foul And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush And you have to give a push... When you're running down the road And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow And you see brownish-yellow... When you're the batter up to hit And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts And you start to get the squirts... When you're drinking orange juice And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst.... When you're putting on a dress And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map And you feel yourself crap... When you're sleepin in Spanish class And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair And you feel something tear... If you're sittin in a stall And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble And you think your going to tumble... When you're riding a horse And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear And you feel something smear.... When you're looking at your shoes And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth And you feel something smooth.... When you're putting on a skirt and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots And you start to get the trots... When you're taking a piss And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz And your *** begins to fizz.... DIARRHEA!!!!
I just love this song more than I love my children. Thank you for keeping this gem alive and well. The future will be a better place because of you. Kudos
When you're stepping up at bat, And your butt is getting fat, Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're runnin' round to first, And your pants are gonna burst, Diarrhea, diarrhea When you're running into second And you need a disinfectant, Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you finally get to third, And let a great big greasy turd, Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin' into home, Back of your pants have turned to foam. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You kids need to get a life... So pathetic... I was scrolling through facebook and came across this on some losers facebook... You kids need to get laid.... Tsk Tsk..... Freaks
home remedies for diarrhoea home remedies for diarrhoea Treat your baby's diarrhea with Probiotics and ensure they are diarrhea-free for the next couple months
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When you’re runnin’ for the dunny and you’re feelin somethin funny diarrhoea, diarrhoea When you’re playin with your cat and you hear a big splat diarrhoea, diarrhoea When you think your friends are jokin but you pants are brown and soakin diarrhoea, diarrhoea
when it runs down your toes, like runny sloppy joes, diarrhea....diarrhea
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ReplyDeletedirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
some people think its really funny
buts its brown and runnny
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
when your running down the hall
and soneting splatters on the wall
dirarea ehhr ehhr
dirarea ehhr ehhr
or this one:::
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!!
When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a shittt....Diarrhea!!
When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!!
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something press....Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!!
When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!!
When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something miss....Diarrhea!!
You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
tell me about it! i sang this song to my class!!1
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Diarrhea, diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteno pain, no strain
ReplyDeletesit on the pot and let it drain
Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea
I just love this song more than I love my children.
ReplyDeleteThank you for keeping this gem alive and well.
The future will be a better place because of you.
Kudos
people think it's gross but it's good on your toast. diarrhea. diarrhea.
ReplyDeletepeople think it's funny but it's really slick and runny, diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeleteI was going about 94 had to cut a fart and blew me out the door, diarrhea diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteWhen you feel that pitter patter,
ReplyDeleteits your but about to splatter.
That great never heard this one funny shit I mean diarrhea lol
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ReplyDeleteHey, I want to know, does anyone own the copyright to these songs?
ReplyDeleteWhen it rumbles in your cavity
ReplyDeleteAnd you can't fight off the gravity....
When you're giving mom a hug
ReplyDeleteAnd it stains her brand new rug...
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ReplyDeleteWhen your windows you are washing
ReplyDeleteAnd your guts being their sloshing
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're lying on the beach
And your cheeks being to breach
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
When you're scrubbing up the floor
And the poop begins to pour
Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
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ReplyDeleteit smells like a fart and it comes out like a dart
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ReplyDeleteI'v got a new one:
ReplyDeletewhen your eating a spicy pickle
and your butt begins to tickle
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your blogging on the pot, and your sphincter muscles shot..........diarreha diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteOur family favorite from the 70's......
ReplyDeleteMomma said it wouldn't hurt,
So we had it for dessert
Diarrhea diarrhea
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diarrhea diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteSomething is jumpin in your belly it hot and gooey poo poo jelly! Diarrhea, diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're stepping up at bat,
ReplyDeleteAnd your butt is getting fat,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're runnin' round to first,
And your pants are gonna burst,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running into second
And you need a disinfectant,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you finally get to third,
And let a great big greasy turd,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're slidin' into home,
Back of your pants have turned to foam.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It comes out yer bum like pedigree chum diarrhea diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteWhen you fell very happy and your pants are getting sappy that's diarrhea that's diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteWhen it feels like flatulence but it's poop that's not too dense, diarrhea, diarrhea...
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ReplyDeletewhen you're screaming "halleluja", 'cause your food just runs right through ya..... diarrhea!
ReplyDeleteYou kids need to get a life... So pathetic... I was scrolling through facebook and came across this on some losers facebook... You kids need to get laid.... Tsk Tsk..... Freaks
ReplyDeleteWhen you're in bed and you feel something wet diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeleteIf you've just eaten ice cream
ReplyDeleteand your butt begins to scream
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When your butt begins to sweat and your underwear is wet diarrhea diarrhea
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ReplyDeletehome remedies for diarrhoea Treat your baby's diarrhea with Probiotics and ensure they are diarrhea-free for the next couple months
When u think its kitchen soup but its really liquid poop
ReplyDeleteSome people think it's funny
ReplyDeleteBut it's really gross and runny
While others think it's gross
It's really great on toast
When you're sliding into 1st, and your pants begin to burst
ReplyDeletediarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards 2nd, and the toilet starts to beckon
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards 3rd, and you start to let a turd
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
When you're runnin towards home, and your teammates start to groan [because you stink, and look really gross]
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
[What the diarrhea player does/thinks in everyday life]
Some say it's gross, but I like it on my toast
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's runny, but I like it as a chocolate bunny
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's rude, but I like it when it's stewed
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's crude, but I like it when it's brewed
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's phony, but I like it in my macaroni
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Some say it's a joke, but I drink it in my Coke
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's green, but I like it in my canteen
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some call it poo, but I like it as Tofu
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some call it poop, but I like it in my soup
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say I'm a dope, but I use it as a soap
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some want to cry, but I eat as a chocolate pie
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some say it's a blunder, but for me it's a wonder
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
Some wish they'd die and go to heaven, but I put it in my slurpie from the 7-Eleven
diarrhea unh, unh; diarrhea unh, unh
(And many, many more I'm not thinking of)
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When you’re runnin’ for the dunny and you’re feelin somethin funny diarrhoea, diarrhoea
ReplyDeleteWhen you’re playin with your cat and you hear a big splat diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you think your friends are jokin but you pants are brown and soakin diarrhoea, diarrhoea
My mum wasn't in,
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