October 28, 2015

When you're working very hard
and your asshole leaves you scarred...

56 comments:

  1. It's ooey and it's gooey
    Really rich and kinda chewy
    Diarrhea!

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  2. Stick shift car:
    When you slam it in to first
    And your guts are gonna burst...
    When you put it into two
    And you have done mushy poo!
    When you ram it into third
    And you can feel a little turd
    When you slide it into four
    Oh no! Here comes a little more
    When you crank it into fifth
    And you're dying to use the biff!
    Finally home at last
    And you're fighting back the blast.
    Reaching for your keys
    Too late,shits dripping down your knees!
    Diarrhea

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  3. My mother wasn't in, so I did it in the bin. Diarrhea Diarrhea

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  4. How to make a song parody for youtube?
    Next Step Parody

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  5. When your stomach really hurts
    And your ass begins to twerk

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  6. When there's a gurgal in your belly and you fill your shorts with smelly jelly...

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  7. When you at the gym trying to get a pump, you push out a fart and it has a lump...

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  8. When you're reaching for the paper but another gush awaits you
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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  9. When you're standing in the cold and unwelcomed it explodes
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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  10. When you're standing in the cold and a unwelcome warmth explodes

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  11. In the snow it's really gooey, yet in the bowl it's kinda stewy
    Diarrhea

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  12. When you're sitting down at mass and it starts to leave your ass
    Diarrhea

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  13. When you're sitting down at mass and with a fart it leaves your ass

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  14. When you're playing with you daughter and you feel that doo doo water

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  15. When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter

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  16. It ferments in your belly,
    Where it gets all ripe and smelly,

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  17. When you're sitting in a bakkie and your pants feel mucky ... diarrhea diarrhea

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  18. When your knob is getting polished
    And your back door feels astonished
    Diarrhea diarrhea

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  19. When your pants are at your knees and you shit before you pee... Diarrhea diarrhea!

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  21. When your stomachs feeling off and your scared to laugh or cough... Diarrhea diarrhea!

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  22. When you're tickled by your lady/
    and your pants fill up with gravy/
    Diarrhea,Diarrhea

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  24. When your date is going really well/
    But then you enter anal hell.
    Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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  25. When you're jumping up with joy/
    But birth a smelly baby boy.
    Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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  26. When the tails of your shirts shows you've got the Hershey squirts.... Diarrhea!

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  27. When the tails of your shirts shows you've got the Hershey squirts.... Diarrhea!

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  28. When you're walking down the hall/ and you feel something fall/ Diarrhea ch ch ch. Diarrhea ch ch ch./Some people think it's gross/ But it's really good on toast/ Diarrhea ch ch ch....

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    1. When you're running down the hall, and you slip slide and fall.

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  29. comes out yer bum, like a sub-machine gun! diarrhea, diarrhea it wasn't very funny cos it's all hot n runny. diarrhea, diarrhea

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  30. A gurgle in the wind is your back ends discipline diarrhea diarrhea

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  31. leaving tracks of stool...
    When you're feelin kinda funny then feel something runny...
    When you're hanging upside down and your face is suddenly brown...
    Diarrhea, diarrhea 😎

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  32. When you stoop to lift your dog and you bark a liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea.

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  33. When your laying on the floor and your banging a whore and shit comes spraying out your back door. Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

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  34. When you're swimming in the pool and your arse begins to drool, diarrhea, diarrhea.

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  35. When your sitting having coffee and you didn't ask for frothy... Diarrhea diarrhea!

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  36. When you're stomach's cutting up & feel that rumbling in your gut.. diarrhea..diarrhea!

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  37. RUNNING DOWN THE GUTTER WITH A PIECE OF BREAD AND BUTTER DIARRHEA PBBT PBBT DIARRHEA.

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  38. When you're feeling kinda woozy
    And your booty drops a dukey...
    Diarrhea, diarrhea
    -Magdalena

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  39. When you're munching on some cheese and your tush starts to sneeze...

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  40. When you're climbing up a tree and something's running down your knee.

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  41. (this is about my friend Jonas) When Jonas makes a sandwich and you need a butt bandage

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  42. I have another one but its not diarrhea
    When you're feeling kinda crazy but you're really really lazy buy a hooker, buy a hooker

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  43. When you're pulling on the bong but the liquid shits have ruined your new thong

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  44. You close your eyes, begging please
    but your ass begins to sneeze.
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea
    -R.A.B.213-

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  45. When you think a fart is blowing but brown water starts a-flowing Diarrhea Diarrhea

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  46. When your guts are gone to war you shit hose the bathroom floor Diarria Diarria !!!

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  47. When you're staring at the gutter and you feel a sudden sputter diarrhea diarrhea

    When you're singing in the shower and you feel a sudden power diarrhea diarrhea

    When you're going to get the mail and feel a slimy snail diarrhea diarrhea

    When you're shopping at the store and there's Brown stuff on the floor diarrhea diarrhea

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  48. When your eating some Chinese and your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea

    When your sitting in a bush and you feel something squish.

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