The Official Diarrhea Song

October 28, 2015

When your pants feel really mushy
and their filled with something slushy...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Before, when I was younger, I saw a movie set in a world of nursery rhymes. I remember it was live-action and there were nursery rhymes like Jack and Jill, Dear Liza (who had to fix the hole in Jack's bucket), Humpty Dumpty and 10 in a bed.

I also remember there being like a large clock and paintings the main character jumped into (a bit like a nursery rhyme version of Mario 64).

Been looking online for ages but seem to find no results matching it. Any ideas?
Nursery Rhymes Lyrics; January 1, 2016 at 8:44 AM
John Adam said...: Does anyone know any creepy nursery rhymes - preferably ones from the 1800's and even farther back? Excluding Rock-a-Bya-Baby
The Good Dinosaur Finger Family; January 2, 2016 at 5:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Mother goose rock n rhyme?; January 12, 2016 at 9:44 PM
pdxgirl503 said...: Rock a bye baby is creepy to you?? O.o
And what do nursery rhymes have to do with DIARRHEA CHA CHA CHA?; April 16, 2016 at 7:21 PM

The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements

1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.

How Can I Get My Versions of the Diarrhea Song Included in This Official List?

If you have Diarrhea Song versions, additions, inventions or variations to contribute please send them to us for immediate inclusion at: diarrheasong@gmail.com.

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