October 26, 2009

Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

93 comments:

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Unknown said...

When everybody heard that sound,
Came from you, it stinks so bad..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Unknown said...

When you're praying to your God..
But you're gonna' take it hard..:))
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Unknown said...

You can give away your heart
but she'll run when your shart
diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

You think its kind of funny
but its actually kind of runy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're running in a race,
and it splats in you're face
Diarrhea, diarrhea

mama2duke&beck said...

When your friend's think your fakin',
Out pops a little bacon...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

Unknown said...

When you get that feelin'
-and b4 you know it,
it's a creepin'...

Sepia said...

It may look gross,
But it taste good on toast...
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

kf6hqc said...

It's a shame the webmaster of this blog feels it's too tough to keep updating. Here are my contributions to the song...

If you're chillin' with the crew
and you're dispensing cowboy stew,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're pinching off a poop
and it turns to split-pea soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If you're day just falls apart
because you shit instead of fart,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When a hot and stinky spray
ruins you're entire fuckin' day,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If you're in the cowboy stance
and liquid rope expands you're pants,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If you're traveling under sail
and you vomit out you're tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If you're walking through the brush
and you're ass begins to gush,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If your tummys in a tussle
and you've lost your sphincter muscle,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your shorts are full of muck
and you're yelling WTF! ?
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

If you're trying to drop a coil
but the water starts to boil,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

It's more than nature callin'
when the gravy keeps a fallin'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your bodys' limp and flacid
and you're shootin' battery acid,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your face looks like a Jap
cause you're spraying out your crap,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

You'll need a mug and not a glass
if you're shooting coffee out your ass,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

You'll be buried 6 feet under
when your ass is torn asunder,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

It's something everybody smelt
when your ass began to melt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you sit across the chasm
and your butt hole starts to spasm
Diarrhea, diarrhea.


There are a couple of good ones in there.

Anonymous said...

when your climbing up a latter,
and something starts to splatter.
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you force yourself to smile but your tummy want to cry..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when your getting all sweaty as your butt is getting messy..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you got slipped an ex lax, and you gotta go bad...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're wearing tight pants but it turning off your man..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're in a meeting and butt keeping on squirting..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
You want to says I do, but as the priest speak your butt explode hot poo...Diarrhea Diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

Don't quit your day job.

Unknown said...

When you catch that foul whiff,
and you know it must be C-Diff,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

From the nurses on night shift in vancouver BC for Preet

Unknown said...
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Anonymous said...

when you open up your buns and it sounds like machine guns, diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're running from police
and you feel that anal grease
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

I was eating salami
and it shot out like a tsunami
dirrhea dirrhea

i was climbing a mountain
and it came out like a fountain
dirrhea dirrhea

Anonymous said...

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Some people think it’s funny,
But it’s awful dark and runny

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit on the spot,
And give it all you got

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit and let it drain,
It will cause you no pain

Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
It looks like chunky soup,
But comes out as you’re poop

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Its smell reminds me my childhood diseases, when everything was as hard as stone, ohohohoh diarrhea of mine.

145Bobby said...

when your feeling a little brighter
but leave using a lighter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

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Anonymous said...

when you're drinking a grape slushy
and you feel something mushy
DIARREAH

When #2's like #1, and the flowin's just begun, DIARREAH

Angelx said...

Me Chinese me play joke,me go pee pee in your coke....

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Anonymous said...

when your an upside down volocano, and now you need some draino.. Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

If you haven't sung this song then you've not witnessed the pong, Diarrhoea diarrhoea.

Anonymous said...

When it burns of chilli spice, and your not feelin nice...diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When it smells like an egg
as it dribbles down your leg

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

No pain no strain
just sit and let it drain

Diarrhea, Diarrhea...

Anonymous said...

Floating down the gutter
on a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...

Anonymous said...

When you're headin' for the door
And it splatters on the floor
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when on a purse and your and your butt starts to curse. diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when your rushing to work and you see something squirt. diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when you eat too much food and your stomachs not in a good mood. Diarrhea,diarrhea!

Anonymous said...

when your in the pouring rain and your butt is in so much pain.Diarrhea,diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

when your dancing all around and your butt says hey look what i found! Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

when your swimming in the pool and you feel something that's not cool Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

when your bringing out the mail and your butt starts to hail.Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

i can tell by the smell you aint feeling well diarrhea diarrhea

Isabelle said...

when you're meeting christ the king
and your butt checks start to ring
diarrhea,diarrhea

Unknown said...

It's never very funny,
and it's always hot and runny.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

You're walking through the jungle,
When you hear your tummy rumble,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

Unknown said...

When you get to the gas station, but your anus is impatient... Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

when your feeling pretty cool
but everyone sees your stool

Diarrhea, Diarrhea

carinne said...

where did you go???

Anonymous said...

When your sliding into first,
And you feel a soggy burst..
Diarrhea, diarrhea

andrew said...

Some girls think its gross,
but its really good on toast.
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Crazynurse said...

When you're slidin' into home and you feel a little foam

Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your climbin up a ladder
And u hear somethin splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're laying in bed, and you feel something spread, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're watching kim kardashian
And your sphincter goes on vacation
Diarrhea Diarrhea

Poopasaurus said...

When you're walking your new dog
and it's not a solid log
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

Emily Mae Smith (North BVancouver resident) hearts this ditty!!!

Anonymous said...

Emily Mae Smith (North Vancouver resident) hearts this ditty!!!

Anonymous said...

When youre swimming in a lake
and you see a brown snake
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your reading comments and your ass begins to vomit...Diahherea, diahherea

Anonymous said...

When your watching some tv and your shit comes out like pee...diahhrea diahhrea

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Anonymous said...

There were a couple of baseball ones already, but here are how mine go:

When you're going to the game
And your pants don't smell the same
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Stepping up to bat
And you hear a great big splat
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Running into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Going round to third
And you drop a giant turd
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Sliding into home
And your pants begin to foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea

(If someone can come up with a good one that rhymes with 'second' it would complete the set.)

Anonymous said...

As for the Baseball related lines...
Back in grade school in the mid 70's I remember there was a line that was sung for "slidding into second" but I just cannot remember it. I too would like to find that one. So, here's my current best effort to create one:

When you're sliding into second
And your pants begin to beckon
Its diarrhea unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.

And for posterity:
As you hold your horses halter,
And your pants begin to falter,
Its diarhea, unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.

Anonymous said...

when the birds are getting chirpy and you see a brown slurpee
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

If your walking down a hill,
And your pants begin spill,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

If you think your gonna fart,
And it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Unknown said...

this sucks

Unknown said...
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Anonymous said...

How about this one...

When you wake up in the mornin'
And your pants are over flowin'
Diarreah, Diarreah

It's like a soft boiled egg
That's running down your leg
Diarreah, Diarreah....

Sunny said...

I was walking through the jungle when my bum starts to rumble
Diarrhea diarrhea

I was laying in the grass
when I felt it in my arse
Diarrhea diarrhea

I was walking down the street
when I felt it on my feet
Diarrhea diarrhea

I was laying in my bed
When I felt it on my head
Diarrhea diarrhea

Sunny said...

I was heading into town
When I heard a rumbling sound
Diarrhea Diarrhea

Back home I quickly sped
With it running down my leg
Diarrhea Diarrhea

I just got in the loo
When it landed in my shoe
Diarrhea Diarrhea

I was standing in the shower
But I shat for half an hour
Diarrhea Diarrhea

So it sprayed all up the wall
I'm just glad I'm not that tall
Diarrhea Diarrhea

Sunny said...

Like runny chocolate custard
If you mix it up with mustard
Diarrhea Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your stum begins to rumble
And the poopoo starts to tumble
diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your driving a go cart and its more then just a fart!!

Anonymous said...

If your butt begins to splatter
Then it really doesn't matter
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

If your mommy stars to worry
Cause your pants are full of slurry
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When your chillin' like a thug, and you feel somethin' tug, diarreah cha cha cha, diarreah cha cha cha.

Anonymous said...

When you are ridding in your jeep and your but springs a leek.

Anonymous said...

When ur talking on the phone, but ur arse-hole starts to groan Diarrhea,Diarrhea!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry we're late,
Bob had Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

hahah Bob's Burgers FTW!

Unknown said...

Why have we created a website devoted to something as nasty as Diarrhea? diarrhea green

Anonymous said...

As a nurse myself I love this one

Anonymous said...

When your spewing juicy foam, you'd better be at home; Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're watching Kevin Bacon and your anus gets to shaking.

Anonymous said...

your sitting in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy -

Your sitting on a post and you feel someting gros, -

Rachel said...

You complete your master's thesis all while squirting Reeces Pieces...

Diarrhea (Ooo La La)... Diarrhea (Ooo La La)!

Unknown said...

When yer in your jukzy

Anonymous said...

When you slide right into home
Your pants are full of foam...

Unknown said...

When you're climbing up a slope and you drop a liquid rope..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Mancuso kids

Unknown said...

When your climbing up a mountain and you see a downwards fountain..
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

Some people think it's nice when they put it on their rice...
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home and your butt begins to foam...
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Unknown said...
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Anonymous said...

Down in the Jungle when your Bum begins to Rumble
Diarhorrea yuk! yuk! Diaorhorrea yuk! Yuk!