When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
- 1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
- 2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
- 3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
- 4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
- 5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
- TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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13 comments:
This is by far my absolute fave!
C-3PO
When you're enjoying the view
then you suddenly feel blue
cause you're pants are full of poo
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When there's nothing that you're doing
Cause you ass just won't stop spewing
Diarrhea, diarrhea
C3P0....correction.
when youre going to graduation and your hot pants get all the attention...Diarrhea , diarrhea
When your friend gave you exlax and your tight pants is under attack...Diarrhea , diarrhea
She scream oh my god ,then she let out what's not just a fart....Diarrhea , diarrhea
when you say I DO and she's trying hard not to poo....Diarrhea , diarrhea
You're in a 2 hrs meeting and your dress is taking a beating from....Diarrhea , diarrhea
when she says she have to go, and that she;s about to exloded....Diarrhea , diarrhea
when your kids walk by the bathroom and shout, Moms having another "blow-out".!!! Diarrhea, diarrhea
It is good to be humorous when ill because diarrhea is a horrible disease which makes you bleed literally.
This is really crazy...
I wonder how C3P0 will feel when it has Diarrhea!
When your sitting on the saw
And you feel something roar
Some people think it's gross,
but it's really great on toast
diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny,
but it's really red and runny
diarrhea, diarrhea
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