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July 28, 2007
When you smell just like a hog and you make a liquid log: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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10 comments:
When the dog detected you..
And your girlfriend's got a clue..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
i was walking down the lane and ihad a little pain diarrae i wnt behind a bush and it came out in a rush diarrea
Intreseting I feel like the same things are used as diarrhea remedies slc, ut.
shoots out your bum
like a bullet out a gun
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I was chilling in my room
And my bum went...BOOM!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
when it comes as a shock
'cos you thought it was locked
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...
When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...
When you give your friend a nudge,
'cause what he's eating isn't fudge...
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into home and your pants begin to foam...
When you're climbing in a bush and your pants begin to gush.
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