The Authoritative Source on Everything Related to The Diarrhea Song—Maintained By Those Dedicated to Cataloging and Upkeep of The Diarrhea Song In All Its Forms.
July 28, 2007
When you are the nervous groom and you make a fecal bloom: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
when you're dropping your jar cause you did more than just farts..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you went for a morning run, then hot poo leave your junk..Diarrhea Diarrhea. you're saying life is not fair, as you're crapping to your chair..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
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The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
How Can I Get My Versions of the Diarrhea Song Included in This Official List?
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41 comments:
You think it's kind of funny
When it's actually hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it starts in your jocks
And ends up in your socks
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your standing on a ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea,Diarrhea.
When you're playing a game of chess
And your bowels make a mess
Diarrrhea, Diarrrhea
Do anyone know where you can download the song?
these are terrible. give me the goods. you greasy turd. gimme the runny stinky goodz.
I used some quotes from your blog :)
http://kenjiurban.blogspot.com/2007/08/sponsored-by-pepto-bismol.html
When you're shifting into third, and you lay a juicy turd...diarrhea...diarrhea.
When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants feel kinda heavy...diarrhea...diarrhea.
When you're shifting into third, and you lay a juicy turd...Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're driving in your Chevy, and your pants are getting heavy...Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Some people think its gross
But I eat it on my toast
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you fart to make it better,
But it splatters your friends sweater,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When people are so stupid
On this obnoxious webiste
diarrha diarreha
shut up, shut up
When you sitting on a log and you feel something clog diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're walking down the road
And your pants explode!!
Diarrhea...
Diarrhea...
when it floats down the gutter and looks like peanute butter diarrhea ch ch diarrhea
thats my favorite, so get better ones!!
when something starts to hurt
and your pants starts to squirt
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're climbing up a ladder,
and you hear something splatter,
diarrhea. diarrhea
When your playing with your slinky,
And your ass is wet and stinky.
You laugh because something funny,
And here it comes, very runny.
When you're trying to get dressed,
And your girlfriends not impressed.
You're shitting after turkey,
And the waters very murky
Diarreha,diarreha.
this is really sick
when your truds are soft and slick
diarrea, diarrea
when your sitting on the can with no papper in hand
be a man
use your hand
diarrhea...diarria
when you're dropping your jar cause you did more than just farts..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you went for a morning run, then hot poo leave your junk..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
you're saying life is not fair, as you're crapping to your chair..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
paddy say's: my mum wasn't in, so i did it in the bin! diarrhea, diarrhea.
Its smell reminds me my childhood diseases, when everything was as hard as stone, ohohohohohoh diarrhea of mine.
When your watching T.V. and you think you have to pee. diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea
strange men stare at goats
and your butt fills with wild oats
Diarrhea god bless
Diarrhea biblical mess
When your standing on a ladder and your butt begins to chatter. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your sitting in Iraq and your butt begins to quack. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the cats in your garden
And it sqauting and farting
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
No pain no strain, just sit and let it drain. Diarrhea, ch, ch, ch. Diarrhea, ch, ch, ch.
When ur hugging ur panamas
and you
When your sliding into first
And you feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
and you feel a liquid terd
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your butt begins to moan
and your shorts are full of foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea
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lol
THEY SAY ITS REALLY GROSS BUT ITS REALLY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA (CLAP CLAP) DIARRHEA (CLAP CLAP) xD
Me da let a shout so I done it in his mouth diarrhea diarrhea!!!....
Me ma wasnt in so i done it in the bin diahhrea diahhrea!!....
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