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The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
- 1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
- 2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
- 3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
- 4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
- 5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
- TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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39 comments:
When you climb up a tree n it slides doon yer knee diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on a mountain and your butt becomes a fountain
diarrhea,diarrhea
When you think it is your root beer float it is really your poppy devote
diarrhea,diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you think it's chicken soup but it's really liquid poop. Diarrhea diarrhea
when you feel you gotta run and it comes
out your bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhea diarrhea
When it falls out your bum like pedigree chum. Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When it rolls down your leg like a cadburys cream egg. Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your stomach is in pain,and your making chocolate rain.
Don't blame it on the dog, you big fat hog. Diareah. Diareah.
now I'm feeling sound, as brown trickles to the ground.
diarrhea diarrhea
When your driving down the road and you feel a big load
diarrhea diarrhea
When ur talking on the phone, and ur arse-hole starts to groan.....Diarrhea, Diarrhea lol
When you are hangin with your daughter and you feel that poo poo water diarreha
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Filling a Swimming Pool
Eating Chili and drinking
Hot Chocolate in a cold weather:
dirrhea,dirrhea
When you feel a squishy fart and you know it's just the start...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you put a napkin in your pants so you can get up and dance...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you eat a steak and cheese and your butt you have to squeeze...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When it's running down your leg and it smells like rotten eggs...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When u feel a squishy fart and you know it's just the start...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you put a napkin in ur pants, so you can get up and dance...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you eat a steak and cheese and ur butt you have to squeeze...
diarrhea, diarrhea
When it's running down ur leg and it smells like rotten eggs...
diarrha, diarrha
When you feel a squishy smudge and it doesn't smell like fudge....
diarrhea, diarrhea
If you want to be a man then you need to use your hand... diarrhea diarrhea
when your sliding in to home and your pants are getting into foam diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you're making a wishy and you feel something squishy:
diarrhea diarrhea
When you're driving in your car, and your house is just too far...you go to 7-Eleven, and your butt says Oh thank heaven, Diarrhea plop plop diarrhea!!
When you're sitting in your chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea green
When your outside smoking reefer and your ass let's out a creeper diarrhea diarrhea
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