The Official Diarrhea Song

September 18, 2007

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

4 comments:

nikkijs said...: if u cbb reading it all then skip to the end 1 :P
also, i just made all these up, i know they are rubbish, so that proves it XP
please feel free to use them and say u made then :P
oh shoot i need the loo!!!

when your running late for school
and your butt stats to drool diarrhea, diarrhea

when you watch a movie at home
and your not in the right zone
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you feel like dancing round
but your pants are on the ground
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your drinking your booze
then comes some news
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your watching the world cup
and you feel like a pooy pup
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your one second late
on an important date
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your dancing at a party
all your pants do is farty
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your in the middle of class
and you burst out loads of gas
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your at someones home
and it all bursts out on the phone
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you on the loo upstairs
and your mums taking to the nurse
diarrhea, diarrhea

when it all comes out
you sniff up your snout
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stuck in a big fire
and your pants burst like a tire
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you eat the wrong curry
then you feel like alan murray
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you sit on a new couch
and you feel like shouting ouch!
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you sleep at you mates
and it comes out in crates
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you fall off your chair
and it all gets in your hair
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you just cant stop it
but its better to plop it
diarrhea, diarrhea

im sorry this song is long
but whats worse is wearing a thong
diarrhea, diarrhea; July 12, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Anonymous said...: I have one that your free to use.

When you give your stomach a pat
and you hear a splat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you really have to go
but your pants feel like dough
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When your stomach sounds a grumble
and you feel something tumble
Diarrhea, Diarrhea; August 19, 2011 at 2:53 PM
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The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements

1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.

How Can I Get My Versions of the Diarrhea Song Included in This Official List?

If you have Diarrhea Song versions, additions, inventions or variations to contribute please send them to us for immediate inclusion at: diarrheasong@gmail.com.

For those of you who are more frequent contributors, please let us know that you are interested in becoming a contributor to the site directly and we will add you as an administrator to The Diarrhea Song author group. As an author, you will be asked to post directly to the site and keep an on-going journal of Diarrhea Song lyrics that will be permanently archived on this site for posterity.

Thank you!