September 18, 2007

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

6 comments:

Poetry police said...

hurts and squirt do not rhyme!!!!!
hurt and squirts rhyme, hurt and squirt rhyme.
hurts and squirt do not rhyme, America!

Anonymous said...

It might be better as:

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

it should be:

when ur stomach kinda hurts and your anus starts to squirt
diarrhea drip drip drip
diarrhea drip drip drip

Muhammad Amir said...

Dale, what does "I'm a pluralist, but I also have standards" mean. green diarrhea in babies

Anonymous said...

realy anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

when you are on the phone,and you feel your tummy groan,diarrhea, diarrhea