July 28, 2007

When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

*that's* what I'm talking about! All. Too. Descriptive.

Anonymous said...

when you're sitting in church and standing will make your butt burst..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're cheating on your man and shits flood out in your pants...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're taking diet pills and your bowel won't be still..Diarrhea Diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

when your climbing up a later and you hear something splatter...diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

ladder*

Anonymous said...

when you do a big fart and it comes out like a dark diarrhea diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when you were in kindergarten and you couldn't stop farting
Diarrhea Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when you kneel down to pray,
and your butt begins to spray:
diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

i am in math class right now and all these poop songs are making me burst laughing! lol

Anonymous said...

When your sliding into first and u feel something burst: Diarrhea,Diarrhea

When ur sliding into two and u feel a great big poo. diarrhea diarrhea

When ur sliding into third and u feel great big turd diarrhea, diarrhea

When ur sliding into home and ur pants are full of foam diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS FUNNY BUT ITS REALLY DARK AND RUNNY
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

IT NEEDED CAUSE YOU PAIN YOU JUST SIT AND LET IT DRAIN
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

WHEN IT FLOWS OUT YOU JUST SIT AND SCREAM AND SHOUT
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

Anonymous said...

WHEN YOUR DOG TAKES A SHIT ITS WET AND GOEY WHEN YOU TOUCH IT
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

IT REALLY REALLY HURTS AND YOU WAIT FOR IT TO BURST
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

WHEN YOU SIT THROUGH ALL THE PAIN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN GAIN DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)

Anonymous said...

When your in your beamer and your playing with your weiner

Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your sitting on the grass something tickles your ass. Diarrhea, Diarrhea When it sticks to your bumb like chewingum.

Anonymous said...

When your having sex and you poop before anal, Diarrhea!

Anonymous said...

Here is how we sung it in the late 70's ...

I was walkin down the hall
and it started to fall
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea

So I took it like a man
and I put it in my hand
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea (poop poop)

Then ya sittin in the stall
and you see Niagara Falls
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea

Some people say it's gross -
But it's VERY good on toast !
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea ..

Anonymous said...

when you trip over a log

and do a massive bog

Diarrhea..... diarrhea

Tom Austin said...

WHEN I'M DRIVING IN THE CAR AND I DO A MASSIVE FART DIARRHREA,DIARRHEA

WHEN IT CAME OUT MY BUM LIKE A BULLET FROM A GUN DIARRHEA,DIARRHEA

Anonymous said...

That was the funniest one

Anonymous said...

Some say it's gross
But it's really good on toast, Direah, diareah

Anonymous said...

When you're swimming in a lake and you see a brown snake Diarrhea. Diarrhea