July 28, 2007

When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

41 comments:

Joe said...

You think it's kind of funny
When it's actually hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When it starts in your jocks
And ends up in your socks
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When your standing on a ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea,Diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When you're playing a game of chess
And your bowels make a mess
Diarrrhea, Diarrrhea

Anonymous said...

Do anyone know where you can download the song?

Anonymous said...

these are terrible. give me the goods. you greasy turd. gimme the runny stinky goodz.

Kenji Urban said...

I used some quotes from your blog :)

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Torre said...

When you're shifting into third, and you lay a juicy turd...diarrhea...diarrhea.

When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants feel kinda heavy...diarrhea...diarrhea.

Torre said...

When you're shifting into third, and you lay a juicy turd...Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're driving in your Chevy, and your pants are getting heavy...Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Torre said...
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Unknown said...

Some people think its gross
But I eat it on my toast
diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you fart to make it better,
But it splatters your friends sweater,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When people are so stupid
On this obnoxious webiste
diarrha diarreha
shut up, shut up

Anonymous said...

When you sitting on a log and you feel something clog diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When you're walking down the road
And your pants explode!!
Diarrhea...
Diarrhea...

Anonymous said...

when it floats down the gutter and looks like peanute butter diarrhea ch ch diarrhea

thats my favorite, so get better ones!!

Anonymous said...

when something starts to hurt
and your pants starts to squirt
diarrhea, diarrhea

Anonymous said...

when you're climbing up a ladder,
and you hear something splatter,
diarrhea. diarrhea

Anonymous said...

When your playing with your slinky,
And your ass is wet and stinky.

Anonymous said...

You laugh because something funny,
And here it comes, very runny.

Anonymous said...

When you're trying to get dressed,
And your girlfriends not impressed.

Anonymous said...

You're shitting after turkey,
And the waters very murky
Diarreha,diarreha.

Anonymous said...

this is really sick
when your truds are soft and slick
diarrea, diarrea

Anonymous said...

when your sitting on the can with no papper in hand
be a man
use your hand
diarrhea...diarria

Anonymous said...

when you're dropping your jar cause you did more than just farts..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you went for a morning run, then hot poo leave your junk..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
you're saying life is not fair, as you're crapping to your chair..Diarrhea Diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

paddy say's: my mum wasn't in, so i did it in the bin! diarrhea, diarrhea.

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Its smell reminds me my childhood diseases, when everything was as hard as stone, ohohohohohoh diarrhea of mine.

Anonymous said...

When your watching T.V. and you think you have to pee. diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea

Ace O' Spades said...

strange men stare at goats
and your butt fills with wild oats
Diarrhea god bless
Diarrhea biblical mess

Anonymous said...

When your standing on a ladder and your butt begins to chatter. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When your sitting in Iraq and your butt begins to quack. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

When the cats in your garden
And it sqauting and farting
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

No pain no strain, just sit and let it drain. Diarrhea, ch, ch, ch. Diarrhea, ch, ch, ch.

Anonymous said...

When ur hugging ur panamas
and you

Anonymous said...

When your sliding into first
And you feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
and you feel a liquid terd
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When your butt begins to moan
and your shorts are full of foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea

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Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

THEY SAY ITS REALLY GROSS BUT ITS REALLY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA (CLAP CLAP) DIARRHEA (CLAP CLAP) xD

Unknown said...

Me da let a shout so I done it in his mouth diarrhea diarrhea!!!....

Me ma wasnt in so i done it in the bin diahhrea diahhrea!!....