The Official Diarrhea Song

The Authoritative Source on Everything Related to The Diarrhea Song—Maintained By Those Dedicated to Cataloging and Upkeep of The Diarrhea Song In All Its Forms.

November 21, 2012

When you have Thanksgiving turkey and your stool is a stank hot slurpee Diarrhea Diarrhea

April 30, 2012

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October 26, 2009

Then your mind begins to linger, Wrongly saying "Pull my finger" Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're walking like CP 3O and your shit looks like radicchio Diarrhea, Diarrhea

September 18, 2007

When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better but you keep on getting wetter: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Toilet paper you need to gather and your butt worked up a lather: Diarrhea, diarrhea

When your stomach starts a rollin' and you're cleaning out your colon: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're on the seat for hours and it doesn't smell like flowers: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When the feeling's not that nice and you have to flush it twice: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're rolling like a tire and your intestines are on fire: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach really hurts, and you know that it’s the squirts: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're miles from anywhere, and your bowels just don't care: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall, and you feel something fall: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter and you feel the poopoo water: Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed and it splatters on your chest: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford and corn fills up your cords: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re in a Pontiac and brown comes down your crack: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re sitting in your Chevy and you feel something heavy: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re in a corvette and you feel something wet: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re driving in a race and it flies up on your face: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re driving down the road and you’re butt tries to explode: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re shifting into gear and you feel something smear: Diarrhea, diarrhea. (* In Cars)

When you’re climbing in a tree and it trickles on your knee: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re swimming in the river and your butt starts to quiver: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in the bathroom soaping and your butt starts the opening: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re rummaging in the attic and your ass goes automatic: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your bowels are paranoid and you just busted a 'roid: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you do a little dance and it's gooey in yer pants: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re lounging by the pool and your ass begins to drool: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting on the fence and you’re feeling hot and tence: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas and it’s wet in your ass: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it floats down the gutter and it looks like peanut butter: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy’s feeling funny and your pants are hot n’ runny: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sitting in the class and its a running down your ass: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach’s feeling sick and your turd is fast and slick: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re looking at your shoes and you feel something ooze: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your stomach kinda hurts and your anus starts to squirt: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re running down the road and you can’t control your load: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re running down the hall and something splatters on the wall: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re dancin’ to the Clash And you feel something splash: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

July 28, 2007

When you are the nervous groom and you make a fecal bloom: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you smell just like a hog and you make a liquid log: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you don’t feel like a winner and your butt blows out your dinner: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you really want to shout and it keeps on gushing out: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting on the pot and it’s coming out a lot: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When it sounds just like a horn and your butt pops out like corn: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re shopping at the store and it’s dripping on the floor: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re acting like a fool and your pants fill up with stool: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re feeling kinda funky and your butt is super skunky: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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