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October 26, 2009
Then your mind begins to linger, Wrongly saying "Pull my finger" Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you force yourself to smile but your tummy want to cry..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when your getting all sweaty as your butt is getting messy..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you got slipped an ex lax, and you gotta go bad...Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're wearing tight pants but it turning off your man..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're in a meeting and butt keeping on squirting..Diarrhea Diarrhea. You want to says I do, but as the priest speak your butt explode hot poo...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
Diarrhea is one of the health problems that affect many people. With my blog can share that diarrhea and its complications can be prevented in ways that are simple and effective.
As for the Baseball related lines... Back in grade school in the mid 70's I remember there was a line that was sung for "slidding into second" but I just cannot remember it. I too would like to find that one. So, here's my current best effort to create one:
When you're sliding into second And your pants begin to beckon Its diarrhea unh unh. Diarhea unh unh.
And for posterity: As you hold your horses halter, And your pants begin to falter, Its diarhea, unh unh. Diarhea unh unh.
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When everybody heard that sound,
ReplyDeleteCame from you, it stinks so bad..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're praying to your God..
ReplyDeleteBut you're gonna' take it hard..:))
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
You can give away your heart
ReplyDeletebut she'll run when your shart
diarrhea, diarrhea
You think its kind of funny
ReplyDeletebut its actually kind of runy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running in a race,
ReplyDeleteand it splats in you're face
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your friend's think your fakin',
ReplyDeleteOut pops a little bacon...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you get that feelin'
ReplyDelete-and b4 you know it,
it's a creepin'...
It may look gross,
ReplyDeleteBut it taste good on toast...
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's a shame the webmaster of this blog feels it's too tough to keep updating. Here are my contributions to the song...
ReplyDeleteIf you're chillin' with the crew
and you're dispensing cowboy stew,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're pinching off a poop
and it turns to split-pea soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're day just falls apart
because you shit instead of fart,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When a hot and stinky spray
ruins you're entire fuckin' day,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're in the cowboy stance
and liquid rope expands you're pants,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're traveling under sail
and you vomit out you're tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're walking through the brush
and you're ass begins to gush,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If your tummys in a tussle
and you've lost your sphincter muscle,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your shorts are full of muck
and you're yelling WTF! ?
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're trying to drop a coil
but the water starts to boil,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's more than nature callin'
when the gravy keeps a fallin'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your bodys' limp and flacid
and you're shootin' battery acid,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your face looks like a Jap
cause you're spraying out your crap,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You'll need a mug and not a glass
if you're shooting coffee out your ass,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You'll be buried 6 feet under
when your ass is torn asunder,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's something everybody smelt
when your ass began to melt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you sit across the chasm
and your butt hole starts to spasm
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
There are a couple of good ones in there.
when your climbing up a latter,
ReplyDeleteand something starts to splatter.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you force yourself to smile but your tummy want to cry..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen your getting all sweaty as your butt is getting messy..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you got slipped an ex lax, and you gotta go bad...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're wearing tight pants but it turning off your man..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're in a meeting and butt keeping on squirting..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
You want to says I do, but as the priest speak your butt explode hot poo...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
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ReplyDeleteWhen you catch that foul whiff,
ReplyDeleteand you know it must be C-Diff,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
From the nurses on night shift in vancouver BC for Preet
As a nurse myself I love this one
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ReplyDeletewhen you open up your buns and it sounds like machine guns, diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen you're running from police
ReplyDeleteand you feel that anal grease
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I was eating salami
ReplyDeleteand it shot out like a tsunami
dirrhea dirrhea
i was climbing a mountain
and it came out like a fountain
dirrhea dirrhea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
ReplyDeleteSome people think it’s funny,
But it’s awful dark and runny
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit on the spot,
And give it all you got
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit and let it drain,
It will cause you no pain
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
It looks like chunky soup,
But comes out as you’re poop
Its smell reminds me my childhood diseases, when everything was as hard as stone, ohohohoh diarrhea of mine.
ReplyDeletewhen your feeling a little brighter
ReplyDeletebut leave using a lighter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
This sensation can lead to desperation, so make some preparation for this situation, or else you'll face dehydration destructive to your reputation!
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Deletewhen you're drinking a grape slushy
ReplyDeleteand you feel something mushy
DIARREAH
When #2's like #1, and the flowin's just begun, DIARREAH
Me Chinese me play joke,me go pee pee in your coke....
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea is one of the health problems that affect many people.
ReplyDeleteWith my blog can share that diarrhea and its complications can be prevented in ways that are simple and effective.
when your an upside down volocano, and now you need some draino.. Diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't sung this song then you've not witnessed the pong, Diarrhoea diarrhoea.
ReplyDeleteWhen it burns of chilli spice, and your not feelin nice...diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen it smells like an egg
ReplyDeleteas it dribbles down your leg
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
No pain no strain
ReplyDeletejust sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
Floating down the gutter
ReplyDeleteon a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
When you're headin' for the door
ReplyDeleteAnd it splatters on the floor
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
when on a purse and your and your butt starts to curse. diarrhea, diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen your rushing to work and you see something squirt. diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen you eat too much food and your stomachs not in a good mood. Diarrhea,diarrhea!
ReplyDeletewhen your in the pouring rain and your butt is in so much pain.Diarrhea,diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen your dancing all around and your butt says hey look what i found! Diarrhea, diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen your swimming in the pool and you feel something that's not cool Diarrhea, diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen your bringing out the mail and your butt starts to hail.Diarrhea, Diarrhea
ReplyDeletei can tell by the smell you aint feeling well diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen you're meeting christ the king
ReplyDeleteand your butt checks start to ring
diarrhea,diarrhea
It's never very funny,
ReplyDeleteand it's always hot and runny.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
You're walking through the jungle,
When you hear your tummy rumble,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
When you get to the gas station, but your anus is impatient... Diarrhea, diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen your feeling pretty cool
ReplyDeletebut everyone sees your stool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
where did you go???
ReplyDeleteWhen your sliding into first,
ReplyDeleteAnd you feel a soggy burst..
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some girls think its gross,
ReplyDeletebut its really good on toast.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're slidin' into home and you feel a little foam
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, diarrhea
When your climbin up a ladder
ReplyDeleteAnd u hear somethin splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're laying in bed, and you feel something spread, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen you're watching kim kardashian
ReplyDeleteAnd your sphincter goes on vacation
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're walking your new dog
ReplyDeleteand it's not a solid log
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteWhen youre swimming in a lake
ReplyDeleteand you see a brown snake
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea diarrhea
When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea diarrhea
When your reading comments and your ass begins to vomit...Diahherea, diahherea
ReplyDeleteWhen your watching some tv and your shit comes out like pee...diahhrea diahhrea
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There were a couple of baseball ones already, but here are how mine go:
ReplyDeleteWhen you're going to the game
And your pants don't smell the same
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Stepping up to bat
And you hear a great big splat
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Running into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Going round to third
And you drop a giant turd
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Sliding into home
And your pants begin to foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea
(If someone can come up with a good one that rhymes with 'second' it would complete the set.)
As for the Baseball related lines...
ReplyDeleteBack in grade school in the mid 70's I remember there was a line that was sung for "slidding into second" but I just cannot remember it. I too would like to find that one. So, here's my current best effort to create one:
When you're sliding into second
And your pants begin to beckon
Its diarrhea unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.
And for posterity:
As you hold your horses halter,
And your pants begin to falter,
Its diarhea, unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.
when the birds are getting chirpy and you see a brown slurpee
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, diarrhea
If your walking down a hill,
ReplyDeleteAnd your pants begin spill,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you think your gonna fart,
ReplyDeleteAnd it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
this sucks
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ReplyDeleteHow about this one...
ReplyDeleteWhen you wake up in the mornin'
And your pants are over flowin'
Diarreah, Diarreah
It's like a soft boiled egg
That's running down your leg
Diarreah, Diarreah....
I was walking through the jungle when my bum starts to rumble
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea diarrhea
I was laying in the grass
when I felt it in my arse
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was walking down the street
when I felt it on my feet
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was laying in my bed
When I felt it on my head
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was heading into town
ReplyDeleteWhen I heard a rumbling sound
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Back home I quickly sped
With it running down my leg
Diarrhea Diarrhea
I just got in the loo
When it landed in my shoe
Diarrhea Diarrhea
I was standing in the shower
But I shat for half an hour
Diarrhea Diarrhea
So it sprayed all up the wall
I'm just glad I'm not that tall
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Like runny chocolate custard
ReplyDeleteIf you mix it up with mustard
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your stum begins to rumble
ReplyDeleteAnd the poopoo starts to tumble
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your driving a go cart and its more then just a fart!!
ReplyDeleteIf your butt begins to splatter
ReplyDeleteThen it really doesn't matter
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If your mommy stars to worry
ReplyDeleteCause your pants are full of slurry
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin' like a thug, and you feel somethin' tug, diarreah cha cha cha, diarreah cha cha cha.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are ridding in your jeep and your but springs a leek.
ReplyDeleteWhen ur talking on the phone, but ur arse-hole starts to groan Diarrhea,Diarrhea!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry we're late,
ReplyDeleteBob had Diarrhea
hahah Bob's Burgers FTW!
ReplyDeleteWhy have we created a website devoted to something as nasty as Diarrhea? diarrhea green
ReplyDeleteWhen your spewing juicy foam, you'd better be at home; Diarrhea, Diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen you're watching Kevin Bacon and your anus gets to shaking.
ReplyDeleteyour sitting in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy -
ReplyDeleteYour sitting on a post and you feel someting gros, -
You complete your master's thesis all while squirting Reeces Pieces...
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea (Ooo La La)... Diarrhea (Ooo La La)!
When yer in your jukzy
ReplyDeleteWhen you slide right into home
ReplyDeleteYour pants are full of foam...
When you're climbing up a slope and you drop a liquid rope..
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, diarrhea.
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When your climbing up a mountain and you see a downwards fountain..
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, Diarrhea
Some people think it's nice when they put it on their rice...
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home and your butt begins to foam...
Diarrhea, diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteDown in the Jungle when your Bum begins to Rumble
ReplyDeleteDiarhorrea yuk! yuk! Diaorhorrea yuk! Yuk!