The Authoritative Source on Everything Related to The Diarrhea Song—Maintained By Those Dedicated to Cataloging and Upkeep of The Diarrhea Song In All Its Forms.
October 26, 2009
Then your mind begins to linger, Wrongly saying "Pull my finger" Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you force yourself to smile but your tummy want to cry..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when your getting all sweaty as your butt is getting messy..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you got slipped an ex lax, and you gotta go bad...Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're wearing tight pants but it turning off your man..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're in a meeting and butt keeping on squirting..Diarrhea Diarrhea. You want to says I do, but as the priest speak your butt explode hot poo...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
Diarrhea is one of the health problems that affect many people. With my blog can share that diarrhea and its complications can be prevented in ways that are simple and effective.
As for the Baseball related lines... Back in grade school in the mid 70's I remember there was a line that was sung for "slidding into second" but I just cannot remember it. I too would like to find that one. So, here's my current best effort to create one:
When you're sliding into second And your pants begin to beckon Its diarrhea unh unh. Diarhea unh unh.
And for posterity: As you hold your horses halter, And your pants begin to falter, Its diarhea, unh unh. Diarhea unh unh.
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
How Can I Get My Versions of the Diarrhea Song Included in This Official List?
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When everybody heard that sound,
Came from you, it stinks so bad..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're praying to your God..
But you're gonna' take it hard..:))
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
You can give away your heart
but she'll run when your shart
diarrhea, diarrhea
You think its kind of funny
but its actually kind of runy,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running in a race,
and it splats in you're face
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your friend's think your fakin',
Out pops a little bacon...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you get that feelin'
-and b4 you know it,
it's a creepin'...
It may look gross,
But it taste good on toast...
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's a shame the webmaster of this blog feels it's too tough to keep updating. Here are my contributions to the song...
If you're chillin' with the crew
and you're dispensing cowboy stew,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're pinching off a poop
and it turns to split-pea soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're day just falls apart
because you shit instead of fart,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When a hot and stinky spray
ruins you're entire fuckin' day,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're in the cowboy stance
and liquid rope expands you're pants,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're traveling under sail
and you vomit out you're tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're walking through the brush
and you're ass begins to gush,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If your tummys in a tussle
and you've lost your sphincter muscle,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your shorts are full of muck
and you're yelling WTF! ?
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're trying to drop a coil
but the water starts to boil,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's more than nature callin'
when the gravy keeps a fallin'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your bodys' limp and flacid
and you're shootin' battery acid,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your face looks like a Jap
cause you're spraying out your crap,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You'll need a mug and not a glass
if you're shooting coffee out your ass,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
You'll be buried 6 feet under
when your ass is torn asunder,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's something everybody smelt
when your ass began to melt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you sit across the chasm
and your butt hole starts to spasm
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
There are a couple of good ones in there.
when your climbing up a latter,
and something starts to splatter.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you force yourself to smile but your tummy want to cry..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when your getting all sweaty as your butt is getting messy..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you got slipped an ex lax, and you gotta go bad...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're wearing tight pants but it turning off your man..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're in a meeting and butt keeping on squirting..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
You want to says I do, but as the priest speak your butt explode hot poo...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
Don't quit your day job.
When you catch that foul whiff,
and you know it must be C-Diff,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
From the nurses on night shift in vancouver BC for Preet
when you open up your buns and it sounds like machine guns, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're running from police
and you feel that anal grease
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I was eating salami
and it shot out like a tsunami
dirrhea dirrhea
i was climbing a mountain
and it came out like a fountain
dirrhea dirrhea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Some people think it’s funny,
But it’s awful dark and runny
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit on the spot,
And give it all you got
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
Just sit and let it drain,
It will cause you no pain
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea,
It looks like chunky soup,
But comes out as you’re poop
Its smell reminds me my childhood diseases, when everything was as hard as stone, ohohohoh diarrhea of mine.
when your feeling a little brighter
but leave using a lighter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
This sensation can lead to desperation, so make some preparation for this situation, or else you'll face dehydration destructive to your reputation!
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when you're drinking a grape slushy
and you feel something mushy
DIARREAH
When #2's like #1, and the flowin's just begun, DIARREAH
Me Chinese me play joke,me go pee pee in your coke....
Diarrhea is one of the health problems that affect many people.
With my blog can share that diarrhea and its complications can be prevented in ways that are simple and effective.
when your an upside down volocano, and now you need some draino.. Diarrhea, diarrhea
If you haven't sung this song then you've not witnessed the pong, Diarrhoea diarrhoea.
When it burns of chilli spice, and your not feelin nice...diarrhea, diarrhea
When it smells like an egg
as it dribbles down your leg
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
No pain no strain
just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
Floating down the gutter
on a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...
When you're headin' for the door
And it splatters on the floor
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
when on a purse and your and your butt starts to curse. diarrhea, diarrhea
when your rushing to work and you see something squirt. diarrhea diarrhea
when you eat too much food and your stomachs not in a good mood. Diarrhea,diarrhea!
when your in the pouring rain and your butt is in so much pain.Diarrhea,diarrhea.
when your dancing all around and your butt says hey look what i found! Diarrhea, diarrhea.
when your swimming in the pool and you feel something that's not cool Diarrhea, diarrhea.
when your bringing out the mail and your butt starts to hail.Diarrhea, Diarrhea
i can tell by the smell you aint feeling well diarrhea diarrhea
when you're meeting christ the king
and your butt checks start to ring
diarrhea,diarrhea
It's never very funny,
and it's always hot and runny.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
You're walking through the jungle,
When you hear your tummy rumble,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
When you get to the gas station, but your anus is impatient... Diarrhea, diarrhea.
when your feeling pretty cool
but everyone sees your stool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
where did you go???
When your sliding into first,
And you feel a soggy burst..
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some girls think its gross,
but its really good on toast.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're slidin' into home and you feel a little foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your climbin up a ladder
And u hear somethin splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're laying in bed, and you feel something spread, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're watching kim kardashian
And your sphincter goes on vacation
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're walking your new dog
and it's not a solid log
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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When youre swimming in a lake
and you see a brown snake
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea diarrhea
When it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your reading comments and your ass begins to vomit...Diahherea, diahherea
When your watching some tv and your shit comes out like pee...diahhrea diahhrea
This blog is really a great source of information for me. Thank you for giving me such important information.
FOR BEST INFORMATION ABOUT DIARRHEA.
There were a couple of baseball ones already, but here are how mine go:
When you're going to the game
And your pants don't smell the same
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Stepping up to bat
And you hear a great big splat
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Running into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Going round to third
And you drop a giant turd
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Sliding into home
And your pants begin to foam
Diarrhea, diarrhea
(If someone can come up with a good one that rhymes with 'second' it would complete the set.)
As for the Baseball related lines...
Back in grade school in the mid 70's I remember there was a line that was sung for "slidding into second" but I just cannot remember it. I too would like to find that one. So, here's my current best effort to create one:
When you're sliding into second
And your pants begin to beckon
Its diarrhea unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.
And for posterity:
As you hold your horses halter,
And your pants begin to falter,
Its diarhea, unh unh.
Diarhea unh unh.
when the birds are getting chirpy and you see a brown slurpee
Diarrhea, diarrhea
If your walking down a hill,
And your pants begin spill,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you think your gonna fart,
And it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
this sucks
How about this one...
When you wake up in the mornin'
And your pants are over flowin'
Diarreah, Diarreah
It's like a soft boiled egg
That's running down your leg
Diarreah, Diarreah....
I was walking through the jungle when my bum starts to rumble
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was laying in the grass
when I felt it in my arse
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was walking down the street
when I felt it on my feet
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was laying in my bed
When I felt it on my head
Diarrhea diarrhea
I was heading into town
When I heard a rumbling sound
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Back home I quickly sped
With it running down my leg
Diarrhea Diarrhea
I just got in the loo
When it landed in my shoe
Diarrhea Diarrhea
I was standing in the shower
But I shat for half an hour
Diarrhea Diarrhea
So it sprayed all up the wall
I'm just glad I'm not that tall
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Like runny chocolate custard
If you mix it up with mustard
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your stum begins to rumble
And the poopoo starts to tumble
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your driving a go cart and its more then just a fart!!
If your butt begins to splatter
Then it really doesn't matter
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
If your mommy stars to worry
Cause your pants are full of slurry
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin' like a thug, and you feel somethin' tug, diarreah cha cha cha, diarreah cha cha cha.
When you are ridding in your jeep and your but springs a leek.
When ur talking on the phone, but ur arse-hole starts to groan Diarrhea,Diarrhea!!!
Sorry we're late,
Bob had Diarrhea
hahah Bob's Burgers FTW!
Why have we created a website devoted to something as nasty as Diarrhea? diarrhea green
As a nurse myself I love this one
When your spewing juicy foam, you'd better be at home; Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're watching Kevin Bacon and your anus gets to shaking.
your sitting in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy -
Your sitting on a post and you feel someting gros, -
You complete your master's thesis all while squirting Reeces Pieces...
Diarrhea (Ooo La La)... Diarrhea (Ooo La La)!
When yer in your jukzy
When you slide right into home
Your pants are full of foam...
When you're climbing up a slope and you drop a liquid rope..
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Mancuso kids
When your climbing up a mountain and you see a downwards fountain..
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Some people think it's nice when they put it on their rice...
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home and your butt begins to foam...
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Down in the Jungle when your Bum begins to Rumble
Diarhorrea yuk! yuk! Diaorhorrea yuk! Yuk!
Nice
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