September 18, 2007

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

4 comments:

  1. if u cbb reading it all then skip to the end 1 :P
    also, i just made all these up, i know they are rubbish, so that proves it XP
    please feel free to use them and say u made then :P
    oh shoot i need the loo!!!


    when your running late for school
    and your butt stats to drool diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you watch a movie at home
    and your not in the right zone
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you feel like dancing round
    but your pants are on the ground
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your drinking your booze
    then comes some news
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your watching the world cup
    and you feel like a pooy pup
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your one second late
    on an important date
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your dancing at a party
    all your pants do is farty
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your in the middle of class
    and you burst out loads of gas
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your at someones home
    and it all bursts out on the phone
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you on the loo upstairs
    and your mums taking to the nurse
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when it all comes out
    you sniff up your snout
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when your stuck in a big fire
    and your pants burst like a tire
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you eat the wrong curry
    then you feel like alan murray
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you sit on a new couch
    and you feel like shouting ouch!
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you sleep at you mates
    and it comes out in crates
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you fall off your chair
    and it all gets in your hair
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    when you just cant stop it
    but its better to plop it
    diarrhea, diarrhea

    im sorry this song is long
    but whats worse is wearing a thong
    diarrhea, diarrhea

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  2. I have one that your free to use.

    When you give your stomach a pat
    and you hear a splat
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    When you really have to go
    but your pants feel like dough
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    When your stomach sounds a grumble
    and you feel something tumble
    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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  4. u smell like butthole

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