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September 18, 2007
When you’re looking at your shoes and you feel something ooze: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it's filling up your boots,
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Diarrhea, Diarrhea
when you ate climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea!
ReplyDeleteWhen your climbing up a mountain and its spraying like a fountain, diarrhea,diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen your fishing by a lake and your waters start to break, diarrhea,diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen there's bubbling boiling gasses coming from our asses, diarrhea,diarrhea
ReplyDeleteIt really ain't no fun when it starts a straiffing run, diarrhea,diarrhea
ReplyDeleteit can be very frightening when your shitting bolts of lightening, diarrhea,diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen your lovers heard to utter my pants are leaking scutter, diarrhea,diarrhea
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