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September 18, 2007
When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
OMG, too funny! I have been trying to explain the diarrhea song to my 11 and 9 year old sons for months and they just didn't grasp the hilarity of it. I'm a 37-year-old woman and I just Googled the Diarrhea Song - that's funny stuff. Anyway, in addition to my rambling, I do have a contribution. No idea why this sticks in my head, but the boys used to sing it at the bus stop:
It's runny and it's gross But's it's really good on toast Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
I know, Gnarly! Thanks for keeping the song alive.
Getting up to bat and you hear something splat Running by first and you feel something burst Sliding into second and you can't wait a second Sliding into third and your plants are full of turd Sliding into home and your pants are fool of foam.
this is one of my favorite kiddie songs ever! when we used to sing the "diarrhea..." part, it was always followed by the ickiest juicy fart noise you could make with your mouth...for example: when your sittin in the tub and it fills with the butt mud...diarrhea (farty noise 2x), diarrhea (farty noise 2x).
... and as I remember it, the last line was always, "Diarrhea *prute prute*, Diarrhea *prute prute*", where the "prute prute" is supposed to be the sound of a fart!
We tried to sing this song in the car a few days ago with the kids. We wondered if we could do a search for the song and stumbled onto your hilarious site. Thank you for making us laugh our guts out.
when you're in a limo and you're bowel become uncontrolled ..Diarrhea Diarrhea when you says "I'm Okay" as poops ran down your legs ..Diarrhea Diarrhea when you're in a tight dress and you're crapping at your best..Diarrhea Diarrhea
Stumbled onto your hilarious blog site! Here's one of my favorites...
ReplyDeleteSome people think it's funny,
But it's really wet and runny!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Feel free to use it, if you already haven't. Thanks for the laughs!
http://frankdiddly.blogspot.com/
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ReplyDeleteWhen you're sliding into third,
ReplyDeleteand you feel a juicy turd:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
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ReplyDeleteWhen your stomach is turning
ReplyDeleteAnd your butthole is burning
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I haf a gewd 1 uf mi own.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're heading into first
and you feel your insides burst,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's
ReplyDelete"When you're sliding to first
and you feel your seams burst
Diarrhea."
Another good one is
"When you're climbing a ladder
and you feel a lose splatter
Diarrhea.
"When you're riding in your Chevy and you feel something heavy"
ReplyDeleteis always a classic
or
"When you're trying to brush your teeth and you feel it underneath"
when you're anus has corrosion
ReplyDeletecause you belt that brown explosion
diarrhea, diarreha.
when your sitting on a plane
ReplyDeleteand you start to moan from pain
diarrhea, diarrhea
though you clench with all your mite, there's still no end in sight
ReplyDeletewhen you just downed your last imodium, but your still stuck at the porcelain podium
ReplyDeletewhen you sit down feeling yuck, and hark! you hear a barking duck... Diarrhea
ReplyDeleteare you canadian? 'barking duck'?
ReplyDeleteHow about:
ReplyDeleteWhen you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel a little splatter!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're standing on a stoop,
and you see some juicy poop!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I can't stop laughing, please keep it up!
xoxo
When you're running home,
ReplyDeleteand you butt starts to foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel your tummy bubble
ReplyDeleteand your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When taking it in the butt
ReplyDeleteleads to rumblin in the gut,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
what about
ReplyDeletewhen your sitting on the jon
and the toilet papers gone
be a man
use your hand
my friend taught me that
Dont be sterile use a berile
DeleteStop
DeleteWhen your sitting in the park and you hear and smell a butthole fart Diahrea ooh ooh Diarhea
Deletewhen your insides start to melt
ReplyDeleteand you can't undo your belt
if you are handicap
ReplyDeleteand you don't know when you crap:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you were parylized
ReplyDeletewould you even realize?
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're in the kitchen cookin
ReplyDeleteand you hope noone was lookin:
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you thinks it's just the toots
ReplyDeletebut you're filling up you're boots:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if your toilet's getting tired
ReplyDeletecuz the milk you drank's expired:
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sitting in a jury
ReplyDeleteand you're kind of in a hurry:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're losing all your friends
ReplyDeletecuz you have to wear 'Depends':
diarrhea, diarrhea
when your only self-affliction
ReplyDeleteis a laxative addiction:
diarrhea, diarrhea
when the source of your frusteration
ReplyDeleteis liquid defecation:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if poop consumes your life
ReplyDeleteand you've even lost your wife:
diarrhea, diarrhea
been at it for an hour
ReplyDeleteand by now you need a shower:
diarrhea, diarrhea
(last 12 by Hose, Ape, and Cherry)
OMG, too funny! I have been trying to explain the diarrhea song to my 11 and 9 year old sons for months and they just didn't grasp the hilarity of it. I'm a 37-year-old woman and I just Googled the Diarrhea Song - that's funny stuff. Anyway, in addition to my rambling, I do have a contribution. No idea why this sticks in my head, but the boys used to sing it at the bus stop:
ReplyDeleteIt's runny and it's gross
But's it's really good on toast
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
I know, Gnarly! Thanks for keeping the song alive.
when you're sitting on the toilet
ReplyDeleteand your shit looks like you boiled it
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're sittin' in class
and it oozes out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're lookin' at your date
and you see her pants inflate
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your insides start to bubble
ReplyDeleteAnd you know that you're in trouble
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're holding 'til it hurts
And you start to feel the spurts
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're clenching 'til you shake
And it pours out like a lake
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When it's truly hit and miss,
ReplyDeleteIf it's gas or of it's piss:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Can't believe I haven't seen the one that introduced me to the song in first grade:
ReplyDeleteWhen you're sitting in a boat
And you're feeling something float
when you're climbing up a latter
ReplyDeleteAnd you hear something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Getting up to bat and you hear something splat
ReplyDeleteRunning by first and you feel something burst
Sliding into second and you can't wait a second
Sliding into third and your plants are full of turd
Sliding into home and your pants are fool of foam.
Falling in a pit and your pants are full of shit.
ReplyDeletei googled it too to tell my girlfriend the song heres my bit
ReplyDeletewhen youve drank a keg and its runnig down ur leg,
and
you think of something funny and feel some thing runny
When your looking at the ground and you feel something warm and brown diarrhea Diarhiea
DeleteI"VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!
ReplyDeleteWhen you're sitting on a cushion
ReplyDeleteAnd you're feeling something mushin'
Diarrhea (cha, cha, cha) Diarhhea
This is what we sang in my family!
When you're standing on the stage,
ReplyDeleteand your bowels disengage,
Diarrhea, chaa chaa chaa, Diarrhea
When you're sitting in a yurt,
ReplyDeleteand your kishkes start to hurt,
Diarrhea, chaa chaa chaa, diarhea
When you're at your desk at school,
ReplyDeleteand something brown starts to pool,
Diarrhea, (cha,cha,cha), Diarrhea.
when your sittin' on the pot
ReplyDeleteand you feel something hot
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your jumpin on the tramp
and you feel something damp
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your drinkin' a slushie
and you feel something mushie
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your walkin' in the bush
and you feel something push
Diarrhea diarrhea
Mama Mia I Have Diarrhea
When you start your hands a clapping and you feel your butt cheeks a crappin diarrhea cha cha cha diarhea
Deletethis is one of my favorite kiddie songs ever! when we used to sing the "diarrhea..." part, it was always followed by the ickiest juicy fart noise you could make with your mouth...for example: when your sittin in the tub and it fills with the butt mud...diarrhea (farty noise 2x), diarrhea (farty noise 2x).
ReplyDeleteWhen you're climbing up a mountain
ReplyDeleteand your butt begins to fountain...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you want to join the Navy
but your shorts are full of gravy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're riding on a camel
and your underwear's in shambles...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're sitting in a meeting
and your shorts just took a beating
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're celebrating Hannukah
and your butt sounds like a harmonica
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
Ba-dump bump! I'm here all week folks! Try the veal! No wait, don't it's cruel...
When you're standing in the kitchen,
ReplyDeleteAnd your sphincter starts a-twitchin'
Diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
Lots of pain but no strain,
ReplyDeleteJust sit down and let it drain:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel that oozy gas,
ReplyDeleteAnd it's comin' out your ass...
Diarrhea (cha,cha,cha) Diarrhea!
When reading this makes you snort
ReplyDeleteand chocolate milk comes out your shorts
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're shopping for a pumpkin
ReplyDeleteAnd you're feeling something lumpin'
diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
When you're lying on the sand
ReplyDeleteand you're swimsuit winds up tanned
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I totally sang this as a kid. Here's another verse:
ReplyDeleteWhen you feel it in your tushy
And your pants are kinda squishy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you get home from the buffet And your butt cheeks start to sway
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're standing on your porch
ReplyDeleteand your fart becomes a torch,
diarrhea, diarrhea
pooo
ReplyDeleteWhen you're reading Shakespeare's life
ReplyDeleteand you feel a gastric strife,
Diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea!
When you're eating having holiday turkey,
ReplyDeleteand your pants are brown and murky,
diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
When its running down your leg,
ReplyDeleteAnd it feels like an egg!
Diarrhea, cha, cha, cha.
lmao
ReplyDeleteThis might work:
ReplyDeleteIf the CDC's inspectin'
What's been coming out your rectum,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Keep up the good work. This brought back childhood memories!
If it's liquidy like soup;
ReplyDeleteNot your normal firm brown poop.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you start to
ReplyDeleteshiver and it comes
out like a river
diarrhea diarrhea
it shoots out your bum
ReplyDeletelike a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
Continuing off the car ones (i.e. the classic Chevy, and so forth)
ReplyDeleteWhen you're riding in the Camry,
And you feel that steamy butt pee,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
I can tell by the smell
ReplyDeletethat you are not feeling well!
diarrhea. diarrhea.
No pain, no strain
Just sittin on the drain
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Ate some prunes, had some gas
ReplyDeletenow its spewing out my ***
When walikng to check the mail,
ReplyDeleteyou leave a dark brown trail!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
If you wipe with dental floss
ReplyDeletebecause you ate some secret sauce
diarrhea! Diarrhea!
when you just had some toast and ur right about to boast diarrhea
ReplyDeletehere's one
ReplyDeletewhen people start to wink
and then your pants start to stink
diarrhea, diarrhea
Your ass is sloppin' while you moan,
ReplyDeleteI think you're dealin' with the Crohn's:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
WHEN YOU'RE QUARANTINED FOR SWINE FLU CAUSE YOU COULDN'T CONTAIN YOUR POO POO... DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA.
ReplyDeleteWhen you think you've had enough
ReplyDeleteAnd you feel another puff!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
"When you´re going to school,
ReplyDeleteand you feel a slimy pool,
DIARRHEA DIARRHEA!
NASA shot you to the moon,
ReplyDeletebut your bowl thinks its too soon,
diarrhea, diarrhea!
These things are just a big fat waist of time and a very bad influence on little children just the brains of the people that wrote all this crap!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhen you shift in reverse
ReplyDeleteand you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea
hey who is this song by?
ReplyDeleteWhen You're Sittin Home
ReplyDeleteAnd You Get That Funny Feelin'
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
No strain, no pain
ReplyDeleteJust sit and let it rain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you're gonna spew
ReplyDeleteBut your ass shoots out fondue
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
That’s a goodin’
DeleteYou know your in trouble
ReplyDeletewhen your hear something bubble
Diarreha
When your climbing into the attic,
ReplyDeleteand your bum goes automatic!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Bwha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteall the way from Cape TOwn.
:)
Juz
When you're listening to "My Sharona" and you see a brown corona! Diarrhea Diarrhea
ReplyDelete... and as I remember it, the last line was always, "Diarrhea *prute prute*, Diarrhea *prute prute*", where the "prute prute" is supposed to be the sound of a fart!
ReplyDeletewhen you eat cranberry crumble
ReplyDeleteand your ass starts to rumble
diareah diareah
We tried to sing this song in the car a few days ago with the kids. We wondered if we could do a search for the song and stumbled onto your hilarious site. Thank you for making us laugh our guts out.
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ReplyDeletewhen your settin on the pot and you see a brown dot
ReplyDeletediarrhea, diarrea
when your settin in a jacoozi and you feel something sqooshi
diarrhea. diarrhea
when you're in a limo and you're bowel become uncontrolled ..Diarrhea Diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen you says "I'm Okay" as poops ran down your legs ..Diarrhea Diarrhea
when you're in a tight dress and you're crapping at your best..Diarrhea Diarrhea
when your on a frown and you see something brown
ReplyDeletediarrhea , diarrhea!
when you see something green and its very very mean
diarrhea, diarrhea!!
=))))
when you're out on the go,
ReplyDeleteand you really got to blow.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
Wow, I came accross your site.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
Came across your site...
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
When you're walking in the city
ReplyDeletepeople look at you with pity
diarrhea
diarrhea ---a person
if youre a texan your cheeks will be a flexin
ReplyDeleteWe have been annoying our parents with these ridiculously funny poems!!!! Thank you very much!!!We haven't stoped laughing!!! PLESASE carry on!!!
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ReplyDeleteWhen you're waiting for the shuttle and your ass begins to bubble... diarrhea diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen youre cooking a poptart
ReplyDeleteand you cant hold back a fart
It comes from your bum, like a bullet from a gun.
ReplyDeleteIts really funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're walking into work
ReplyDeleteand your butt begins to squirt,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sitting on a plane
and your butt begins to drain,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
123it trickles down your leg
ReplyDeleteand it smells like rotten egg
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
In my poop I slide
ReplyDeletebut the bathroom's occupied
Diarrhea (uh, uh), Diarrhea (uh, uh)
Sticks to you bum
ReplyDeleteLike dirty bubblegum
Diarrhea diarrhea
Coming out your Bum
like a formula one
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your swimming in a lake
and you see a brown snake
Diarrhea diarrhea Thanks guys
When your stomach's feelin' cruddy
ReplyDeleteand your drawers are brown and bloody
diarrhea *thppt-thppt*
diarrhea *thppt-thppt*
When your Dad leaves the room and you hear a big boom! Diarrhea
ReplyDeleteIt runs, runs, through your buns.
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're standing in the store
ReplyDeleteOver a puddle on the floor
diarrhoea diarrhoea
You know you're toes are curling when your asshole is hurling
ReplyDeleteWhen you can't sit still
ReplyDeleteand your farts smell ill...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sliding into second and you need a disinfectant
ReplyDeleteWhen your trying to take a shit
ReplyDeleteAnd your colan throws a fit
When you flush it down the drain and it always leaves a stain
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea...
Diarrhea.
It is so funny
ReplyDeleteIt is so funny
ReplyDeleteI put my hand in my pocket
ReplyDeleteand it shot out like a rocket
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your slidin into home and your shorts are full of foam diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen your ass is shooting feces
ReplyDeleteand you wonder when it ceases
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you take a bath
ReplyDeleteAnd the water gets way too dark
Diarrhea, thhp thhp diarreah
When someone steals your plane so you fart your way to main diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen you think you're all set and you feel something wet, Diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen your friends give a frown
ReplyDelete'cause your pants are wet and brown
diarrhea, diarrhea
Some People Think It's Gross
ReplyDeleteBut It's Really Good On Toast!
Diarrhea, uh uh Diarrhea uh uh
It's brown and it's runny and it really smells quite funny, d d
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea,
ReplyDeletePeople think it's funny
But it's really brown and runny,
Diarrhea!
(My dad always sings this whenever poop is mentioned. Such a dad.)
When you thought it was your nose but it's going on below diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen your stomach's feeling queasy
ReplyDeleteAnd you really are uneasy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your poop is like a slushie
And your gut is feeling mushy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you feel in your bum
ReplyDeleteAnd you know you need to run
It's diarrhe diarrhea!
When your belly's feeling bloated and your undie's shit coated
ReplyDeletediarrhea diarrhea
when it shoots out your tushie and splatters on your pussy
diarrhea diarrhea
when it slithers out your back and it gets all in your crack
diarrhea diarrhea
when the smell is fucking wicked and it comes out like liquid
diarrhea diarrhea
When your sliding into first and poop on your cleats. Diarrhea? Diarrhea!
ReplyDeleteWhen your sliding into second and you can't stop pooping on your cleats!!!
Diarrhea. Yep, diarrhea.
When you squeeze one out the crack but boy you wish you could take it back! Diarrhea cha! cha! cha! Diarrhea cha! cha! cha!
ReplyDeleteWhen you squeaks one out the cheeks and the reeks lasts for weeks! Diarrhea CHA! CHA! CHA! Diarrhea CHA! CHA! CHA!
ReplyDeleteWhen your playing capture the flag and you feel your pants sag
ReplyDeleteWhen your sitting in a bush
ReplyDeleteand you feel a little push
diarrhea, diarrhea.
Sitting on the Commode
ReplyDeleteThen you colon just explodes
diarrhea, diarrhea.
Floating down the gutter
ReplyDeleteOn a piece of bread & butter. . .
Diarrhea, diarrhea
That overwhelming smell...
You think you're in Hell. . .
First you start to cough
Then you feel something's off. . .
You're hoping to get fucked
But you're really out of luck. . .
You're raising quite the stink
At your local skating rink
What more is there to do
When your shoes are full of poo?