When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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Stumbled onto your hilarious blog site! Here's one of my favorites...
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really wet and runny!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Feel free to use it, if you already haven't. Thanks for the laughs!
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When you're sliding into third,
and you feel a juicy turd:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your stomach is turning
And your butthole is burning
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I haf a gewd 1 uf mi own.
When you're heading into first
and you feel your insides burst,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's
"When you're sliding to first
and you feel your seams burst
Diarrhea."
Another good one is
"When you're climbing a ladder
and you feel a lose splatter
Diarrhea.
"When you're riding in your Chevy and you feel something heavy"
is always a classic
or
"When you're trying to brush your teeth and you feel it underneath"
when you're anus has corrosion
cause you belt that brown explosion
diarrhea, diarreha.
when your sitting on a plane
and you start to moan from pain
diarrhea, diarrhea
though you clench with all your mite, there's still no end in sight
when you just downed your last imodium, but your still stuck at the porcelain podium
when you sit down feeling yuck, and hark! you hear a barking duck... Diarrhea
are you canadian? 'barking duck'?
How about:
When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel a little splatter!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're standing on a stoop,
and you see some juicy poop!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I can't stop laughing, please keep it up!
xoxo
When you're running home,
and you butt starts to foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel your tummy bubble
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When taking it in the butt
leads to rumblin in the gut,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
what about
when your sitting on the jon
and the toilet papers gone
be a man
use your hand
my friend taught me that
when your insides start to melt
and you can't undo your belt
if you are handicap
and you don't know when you crap:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you were parylized
would you even realize?
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're in the kitchen cookin
and you hope noone was lookin:
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you thinks it's just the toots
but you're filling up you're boots:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if your toilet's getting tired
cuz the milk you drank's expired:
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sitting in a jury
and you're kind of in a hurry:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're losing all your friends
cuz you have to wear 'Depends':
diarrhea, diarrhea
when your only self-affliction
is a laxative addiction:
diarrhea, diarrhea
when the source of your frusteration
is liquid defecation:
diarrhea, diarrhea
if poop consumes your life
and you've even lost your wife:
diarrhea, diarrhea
been at it for an hour
and by now you need a shower:
diarrhea, diarrhea
(last 12 by Hose, Ape, and Cherry)
OMG, too funny! I have been trying to explain the diarrhea song to my 11 and 9 year old sons for months and they just didn't grasp the hilarity of it. I'm a 37-year-old woman and I just Googled the Diarrhea Song - that's funny stuff. Anyway, in addition to my rambling, I do have a contribution. No idea why this sticks in my head, but the boys used to sing it at the bus stop:
It's runny and it's gross
But's it's really good on toast
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
I know, Gnarly! Thanks for keeping the song alive.
when you're sitting on the toilet
and your shit looks like you boiled it
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're sittin' in class
and it oozes out your ass
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're lookin' at your date
and you see her pants inflate
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your insides start to bubble
And you know that you're in trouble
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're holding 'til it hurts
And you start to feel the spurts
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're clenching 'til you shake
And it pours out like a lake
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When it's truly hit and miss,
If it's gas or of it's piss:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Can't believe I haven't seen the one that introduced me to the song in first grade:
When you're sitting in a boat
And you're feeling something float
when you're climbing up a latter
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Getting up to bat and you hear something splat
Running by first and you feel something burst
Sliding into second and you can't wait a second
Sliding into third and your plants are full of turd
Sliding into home and your pants are fool of foam.
Falling in a pit and your pants are full of shit.
i googled it too to tell my girlfriend the song heres my bit
when youve drank a keg and its runnig down ur leg,
and
you think of something funny and feel some thing runny
I"VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!
When you're sitting on a cushion
And you're feeling something mushin'
Diarrhea (cha, cha, cha) Diarhhea
This is what we sang in my family!
When you're standing on the stage,
and your bowels disengage,
Diarrhea, chaa chaa chaa, Diarrhea
When you're sitting in a yurt,
and your kishkes start to hurt,
Diarrhea, chaa chaa chaa, diarhea
When you're at your desk at school,
and something brown starts to pool,
Diarrhea, (cha,cha,cha), Diarrhea.
when your sittin' on the pot
and you feel something hot
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your jumpin on the tramp
and you feel something damp
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your drinkin' a slushie
and you feel something mushie
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your walkin' in the bush
and you feel something push
Diarrhea diarrhea
Mama Mia I Have Diarrhea
this is one of my favorite kiddie songs ever! when we used to sing the "diarrhea..." part, it was always followed by the ickiest juicy fart noise you could make with your mouth...for example: when your sittin in the tub and it fills with the butt mud...diarrhea (farty noise 2x), diarrhea (farty noise 2x).
When you're climbing up a mountain
and your butt begins to fountain...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you want to join the Navy
but your shorts are full of gravy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're riding on a camel
and your underwear's in shambles...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're sitting in a meeting
and your shorts just took a beating
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you're celebrating Hannukah
and your butt sounds like a harmonica
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
Ba-dump bump! I'm here all week folks! Try the veal! No wait, don't it's cruel...
When you're standing in the kitchen,
And your sphincter starts a-twitchin'
Diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
Lots of pain but no strain,
Just sit down and let it drain:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel that oozy gas,
And it's comin' out your ass...
Diarrhea (cha,cha,cha) Diarrhea!
When reading this makes you snort
and chocolate milk comes out your shorts
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're shopping for a pumpkin
And you're feeling something lumpin'
diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
When you're lying on the sand
and you're swimsuit winds up tanned
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
I totally sang this as a kid. Here's another verse:
When you feel it in your tushy
And your pants are kinda squishy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you get home from the buffet And your butt cheeks start to sway
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you're standing on your porch
and your fart becomes a torch,
diarrhea, diarrhea
pooo
When you're reading Shakespeare's life
and you feel a gastric strife,
Diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea!
When you're eating having holiday turkey,
and your pants are brown and murky,
diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea
When its running down your leg,
And it feels like an egg!
Diarrhea, cha, cha, cha.
lmao
This might work:
If the CDC's inspectin'
What's been coming out your rectum,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Keep up the good work. This brought back childhood memories!
If it's liquidy like soup;
Not your normal firm brown poop.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you start to
shiver and it comes
out like a river
diarrhea diarrhea
it shoots out your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
Continuing off the car ones (i.e. the classic Chevy, and so forth)
When you're riding in the Camry,
And you feel that steamy butt pee,
Diarrhea, diarrhea
I can tell by the smell
that you are not feeling well!
diarrhea. diarrhea.
No pain, no strain
Just sittin on the drain
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Ate some prunes, had some gas
now its spewing out my ***
When walikng to check the mail,
you leave a dark brown trail!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
If you wipe with dental floss
because you ate some secret sauce
diarrhea! Diarrhea!
when you just had some toast and ur right about to boast diarrhea
here's one
when people start to wink
and then your pants start to stink
diarrhea, diarrhea
Your ass is sloppin' while you moan,
I think you're dealin' with the Crohn's:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
WHEN YOU'RE QUARANTINED FOR SWINE FLU CAUSE YOU COULDN'T CONTAIN YOUR POO POO... DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA.
When you think you've had enough
And you feel another puff!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
"When you´re going to school,
and you feel a slimy pool,
DIARRHEA DIARRHEA!
NASA shot you to the moon,
but your bowl thinks its too soon,
diarrhea, diarrhea!
These things are just a big fat waist of time and a very bad influence on little children just the brains of the people that wrote all this crap!!!!!!
when you shift in reverse
and you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea
hey who is this song by?
When You're Sittin Home
And You Get That Funny Feelin'
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
No strain, no pain
Just sit and let it rain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you're gonna spew
But your ass shoots out fondue
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
You know your in trouble
when your hear something bubble
Diarreha
When your climbing into the attic,
and your bum goes automatic!
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Bwha ha ha ha
all the way from Cape TOwn.
:)
Juz
When you're listening to "My Sharona" and you see a brown corona! Diarrhea Diarrhea
... and as I remember it, the last line was always, "Diarrhea *prute prute*, Diarrhea *prute prute*", where the "prute prute" is supposed to be the sound of a fart!
when you eat cranberry crumble
and your ass starts to rumble
diareah diareah
We tried to sing this song in the car a few days ago with the kids. We wondered if we could do a search for the song and stumbled onto your hilarious site. Thank you for making us laugh our guts out.
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when your settin on the pot and you see a brown dot
diarrhea, diarrea
when your settin in a jacoozi and you feel something sqooshi
diarrhea. diarrhea
when you're in a limo and you're bowel become uncontrolled ..Diarrhea Diarrhea
when you says "I'm Okay" as poops ran down your legs ..Diarrhea Diarrhea
when you're in a tight dress and you're crapping at your best..Diarrhea Diarrhea
when your on a frown and you see something brown
diarrhea , diarrhea!
when you see something green and its very very mean
diarrhea, diarrhea!!
=))))
when you're out on the go,
and you really got to blow.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
Wow, I came accross your site.
LOVE IT!
Came across your site...
LOVE IT!
When you're walking in the city
people look at you with pity
diarrhea
diarrhea ---a person
if youre a texan your cheeks will be a flexin
We have been annoying our parents with these ridiculously funny poems!!!! Thank you very much!!!We haven't stoped laughing!!! PLESASE carry on!!!
When you're waiting for the shuttle and your ass begins to bubble... diarrhea diarrhea.
when youre cooking a poptart
and you cant hold back a fart
It comes from your bum, like a bullet from a gun.
Its really funny.
When you're walking into work
and your butt begins to squirt,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sitting on a plane
and your butt begins to drain,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
123it trickles down your leg
and it smells like rotten egg
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
In my poop I slide
but the bathroom's occupied
Diarrhea (uh, uh), Diarrhea (uh, uh)
Sticks to you bum
Like dirty bubblegum
Diarrhea diarrhea
Coming out your Bum
like a formula one
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your swimming in a lake
and you see a brown snake
Diarrhea diarrhea Thanks guys
When your stomach's feelin' cruddy
and your drawers are brown and bloody
diarrhea *thppt-thppt*
diarrhea *thppt-thppt*
When your Dad leaves the room and you hear a big boom! Diarrhea
It runs, runs, through your buns.
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you're standing in the store
Over a puddle on the floor
diarrhoea diarrhoea
You know you're toes are curling when your asshole is hurling
When you can't sit still
and your farts smell ill...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sliding into second and you need a disinfectant
When your trying to take a shit
And your colan throws a fit
When you flush it down the drain and it always leaves a stain
Diarrhea...
Diarrhea.
Dont be sterile use a berile
It is so funny
It is so funny
I put my hand in my pocket
and it shot out like a rocket
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When your slidin into home and your shorts are full of foam diarrhea
When your ass is shooting feces
and you wonder when it ceases
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you take a bath
And the water gets way too dark
Diarrhea, thhp thhp diarreah
When someone steals your plane so you fart your way to main diarrhea
Stop
when you think you're all set and you feel something wet, Diarrhea diarrhea
when your friends give a frown
'cause your pants are wet and brown
diarrhea, diarrhea
Some People Think It's Gross
But It's Really Good On Toast!
Diarrhea, uh uh Diarrhea uh uh
It's brown and it's runny and it really smells quite funny, d d
Diarrhea,
People think it's funny
But it's really brown and runny,
Diarrhea!
(My dad always sings this whenever poop is mentioned. Such a dad.)
When you thought it was your nose but it's going on below diarrhea diarrhea
When your stomach's feeling queasy
And you really are uneasy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your poop is like a slushie
And your gut is feeling mushy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you feel in your bum
And you know you need to run
It's diarrhe diarrhea!
When your belly's feeling bloated and your undie's shit coated
diarrhea diarrhea
when it shoots out your tushie and splatters on your pussy
diarrhea diarrhea
when it slithers out your back and it gets all in your crack
diarrhea diarrhea
when the smell is fucking wicked and it comes out like liquid
diarrhea diarrhea
When your sliding into first and poop on your cleats. Diarrhea? Diarrhea!
When your sliding into second and you can't stop pooping on your cleats!!!
Diarrhea. Yep, diarrhea.
When you squeeze one out the crack but boy you wish you could take it back! Diarrhea cha! cha! cha! Diarrhea cha! cha! cha!
When you squeaks one out the cheeks and the reeks lasts for weeks! Diarrhea CHA! CHA! CHA! Diarrhea CHA! CHA! CHA!
When your playing capture the flag and you feel your pants sag
When your sitting in a bush
and you feel a little push
diarrhea, diarrhea.
Sitting on the Commode
Then you colon just explodes
diarrhea, diarrhea.
Floating down the gutter
On a piece of bread & butter. . .
Diarrhea, diarrhea
That overwhelming smell...
You think you're in Hell. . .
First you start to cough
Then you feel something's off. . .
You're hoping to get fucked
But you're really out of luck. . .
You're raising quite the stink
At your local skating rink
What more is there to do
When your shoes are full of poo?
When your sitting in the park and you hear and smell a butthole fart Diahrea ooh ooh Diarhea
When your looking at the ground and you feel something warm and brown diarrhea Diarhiea
When you start your hands a clapping and you feel your butt cheeks a crappin diarrhea cha cha cha diarhea
That’s a goodin’
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