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July 28, 2007
When you start to beg and pray and your butt begins to spray: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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*that's* what I'm talking about! All. Too. Descriptive.
when you're sitting in church and standing will make your butt burst..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're cheating on your man and shits flood out in your pants...Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're taking diet pills and your bowel won't be still..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
The Essential Structure of The Diarrhea Song—Broken Up By Elements
1. A scene-setting preposition, usually just one word will do. Classically, this has taken the form of “When”.
2. The first free-form part of The Song, this should further develop a sense of place, time, urgency, activity or any other useful stage on-which Diarrhea could plausibly occur. The only true requirement for this element is that it rhyme with element #4, below.
3. Insert the mandatory conjunction AND. There are very few hard rules in creation of The Diarrhea Song, the use of and in the middle is a tradition, and as such, an exception to the rule. Please use it.
4. The second free-form part of The Song, this is the punch line. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is, in fact Diarrhea, and not something else. In other words, describe the result of the Diarrhea (i.e.. “You feel something burst”). Keep in mind that this should rhyme with element #2.
5. Add the famous ending that truly identifies your work as part of the long legacy of The Diarrhea Song: "Diarrhea, Diarrhea". If you are a traditionalist, you may prefer the more automata-poetic, "Diarrhea, Plop, Plop, Diarrhea". Both variations are correct, according to the linguistics department.
TIP: When finished, read through it several times, recite it in your head and consider alterate wording if the meter of the verse or affect of the joke are not top caliber. There is a certain cadence that cannot be taught and is reflected in only the finest variations of The Diarrhea Song.
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20 comments:
*that's* what I'm talking about! All. Too. Descriptive.
when you're sitting in church and standing will make your butt burst..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're cheating on your man and shits flood out in your pants...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're taking diet pills and your bowel won't be still..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when your climbing up a later and you hear something splatter...diarrhea, diarrhea
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when you do a big fart and it comes out like a dark diarrhea diarrhea
when you were in kindergarten and you couldn't stop farting
Diarrhea Diarrhea
when you kneel down to pray,
and your butt begins to spray:
diarrhea, diarrhea.
i am in math class right now and all these poop songs are making me burst laughing! lol
When your sliding into first and u feel something burst: Diarrhea,Diarrhea
When ur sliding into two and u feel a great big poo. diarrhea diarrhea
When ur sliding into third and u feel great big turd diarrhea, diarrhea
When ur sliding into home and ur pants are full of foam diarrhea, diarrhea
SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS FUNNY BUT ITS REALLY DARK AND RUNNY
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
IT NEEDED CAUSE YOU PAIN YOU JUST SIT AND LET IT DRAIN
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN IT FLOWS OUT YOU JUST SIT AND SCREAM AND SHOUT
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN YOUR DOG TAKES A SHIT ITS WET AND GOEY WHEN YOU TOUCH IT
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
IT REALLY REALLY HURTS AND YOU WAIT FOR IT TO BURST
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN YOU SIT THROUGH ALL THE PAIN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN GAIN DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
When your in your beamer and your playing with your weiner
Diarrhea
When your sitting on the grass something tickles your ass. Diarrhea, Diarrhea When it sticks to your bumb like chewingum.
When your having sex and you poop before anal, Diarrhea!
Here is how we sung it in the late 70's ...
I was walkin down the hall
and it started to fall
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea
So I took it like a man
and I put it in my hand
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea (poop poop)
Then ya sittin in the stall
and you see Niagara Falls
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea
Some people say it's gross -
But it's VERY good on toast !
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea ..
when you trip over a log
and do a massive bog
Diarrhea..... diarrhea
WHEN I'M DRIVING IN THE CAR AND I DO A MASSIVE FART DIARRHREA,DIARRHEA
WHEN IT CAME OUT MY BUM LIKE A BULLET FROM A GUN DIARRHEA,DIARRHEA
That was the funniest one
Some say it's gross
But it's really good on toast, Direah, diareah
When you're swimming in a lake and you see a brown snake Diarrhea. Diarrhea
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