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July 28, 2007
When you start to beg and pray and your butt begins to spray: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
when you're sitting in church and standing will make your butt burst..Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're cheating on your man and shits flood out in your pants...Diarrhea Diarrhea. when you're taking diet pills and your bowel won't be still..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
*that's* what I'm talking about! All. Too. Descriptive.
ReplyDeletewhen you're sitting in church and standing will make your butt burst..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
ReplyDeletewhen you're cheating on your man and shits flood out in your pants...Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when you're taking diet pills and your bowel won't be still..Diarrhea Diarrhea.
when your climbing up a later and you hear something splatter...diarrhea, diarrhea
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ReplyDeletewhen you do a big fart and it comes out like a dark diarrhea diarrhea
ReplyDeletewhen you were in kindergarten and you couldn't stop farting
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when you kneel down to pray,
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diarrhea, diarrhea.
i am in math class right now and all these poop songs are making me burst laughing! lol
ReplyDeleteWhen your sliding into first and u feel something burst: Diarrhea,Diarrhea
ReplyDeleteWhen ur sliding into two and u feel a great big poo. diarrhea diarrhea
When ur sliding into third and u feel great big turd diarrhea, diarrhea
When ur sliding into home and ur pants are full of foam diarrhea, diarrhea
SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS FUNNY BUT ITS REALLY DARK AND RUNNY
ReplyDeleteDIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
IT NEEDED CAUSE YOU PAIN YOU JUST SIT AND LET IT DRAIN
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN IT FLOWS OUT YOU JUST SIT AND SCREAM AND SHOUT
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN YOUR DOG TAKES A SHIT ITS WET AND GOEY WHEN YOU TOUCH IT
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IT REALLY REALLY HURTS AND YOU WAIT FOR IT TO BURST
DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
WHEN YOU SIT THROUGH ALL THE PAIN THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN GAIN DIARRHEA (BUM BUM) DIARRHEA (BUM BUM)
When your in your beamer and your playing with your weiner
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When your sitting on the grass something tickles your ass. Diarrhea, Diarrhea When it sticks to your bumb like chewingum.
ReplyDeleteWhen your having sex and you poop before anal, Diarrhea!
ReplyDeleteHere is how we sung it in the late 70's ...
ReplyDeleteI was walkin down the hall
and it started to fall
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea
So I took it like a man
and I put it in my hand
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea (poop poop)
Then ya sittin in the stall
and you see Niagara Falls
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea
Some people say it's gross -
But it's VERY good on toast !
Diarrhea .. Diarrhea ..
when you trip over a log
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Diarrhea..... diarrhea
WHEN I'M DRIVING IN THE CAR AND I DO A MASSIVE FART DIARRHREA,DIARRHEA
ReplyDeleteWHEN IT CAME OUT MY BUM LIKE A BULLET FROM A GUN DIARRHEA,DIARRHEA
That was the funniest one
ReplyDeleteSome say it's gross
ReplyDeleteBut it's really good on toast, Direah, diareah
When you're swimming in a lake and you see a brown snake Diarrhea. Diarrhea
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