The Official Diarrhea Song

2009-10-26T20:39:00.001-04:00

Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

2009-10-26T20:38:00.001-04:00

When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

2007-09-18T19:32:00.005-04:00

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:32:00.003-04:00

Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:32:00.001-04:00

Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea

2007-09-18T19:31:00.009-04:00

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:31:00.007-04:00

When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:31:00.005-04:00

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:31:00.003-04:00

When you're rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:31:00.001-04:00

When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:30:00.005-04:00

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:30:00.001-04:00

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:29:00.003-04:00

When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.

2007-09-18T19:29:00.001-04:00

When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:27:00.013-04:00

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.011-04:00

When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.009-04:00

When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.007-04:00

When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.005-04:00

When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.003-04:00

When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:27:00.001-04:00

When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-09-18T19:26:00.013-04:00

When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.011-04:00

When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.009-04:00

When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.007-04:00

When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.005-04:00

When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.003-04:00

When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:26:00.001-04:00

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:25:00.005-04:00

When you’re sitting on the fence
and you’re feeling hot and tence:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:25:00.003-04:00

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:25:00.001-04:00

When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:24:00.001-04:00

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:23:00.007-04:00

When you're sitting in the class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:23:00.005-04:00

When your stomach’s feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:23:00.003-04:00

When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:23:00.001-04:00

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:22:00.005-04:00

When you’re running down the road
and you can’t control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:22:00.003-04:00

When you’re running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-09-18T19:22:00.001-04:00

When you’re dancin’ to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:59:00.005-04:00

When you are the nervous groom
and you make a fecal bloom:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:59:00.003-04:00

When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:59:00.001-04:00

When you don’t feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:58:00.005-04:00

When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:58:00.003-04:00

When you’re sitting on the pot
and it’s coming out a lot:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:58:00.001-04:00

When it sounds just like a horn
and your butt pops out like corn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:57:00.001-04:00

When you’re shopping at the store
and it’s dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:56:00.005-04:00

When you’re acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:56:00.003-04:00

When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:56:00.001-04:00

When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:51:00.001-04:00

When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:41:00.001-04:00

When your stomach really hurts
and you know it is the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:39:00.001-04:00

When you’re miles from anywhere
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:38:00.001-04:00

When you’re walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-28T09:35:00.001-04:00

When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.

2007-07-27T23:22:00.001-04:00

I was standing on a mountain
and it came out like a fountain:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:17:00.005-04:00

When you’re chillin’ at the dance
and there’s pudding in your pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:17:00.003-04:00

When you’re eating at the fair
and there’s gravy in your chair:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:17:00.001-04:00

When you’re twirling your baton
and poop splatters on the lawn:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:16:00.003-04:00

When you try to do the splits
and you land in hot-wet shit:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:16:00.001-04:00

When you ski the Alps of France
and your cocoa’s in your pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:11:00.001-04:00

When you’re at the water park
and the pool starts turning dark:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:06:00.001-04:00

When you’re lying on the beach
and your butt begins to screech:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:04:00.001-04:00

When you know that certain smell
and were eating Taco Bell.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T23:01:00.001-04:00

When you’re mowing the front lawn
and your pants are filled with flan.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T22:56:00.001-04:00

If your guts have a pain
and your pants have a stain:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T22:54:00.001-04:00

If you’re lying in your bed
and you see it start to spread:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T22:53:00.003-04:00

When you’re sitting on a chair
and you see it everywhere:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T22:53:00.001-04:00

If you’re swimming in a pool
and your butt begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-27T22:47:00.000-04:00

Now you know I’m not a liar
and I say my crack’s on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T15:07:00.005-04:00

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:07:00.003-04:00

When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:07:00.001-04:00

When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:06:00.009-04:00

When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:06:00.007-04:00

When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:06:00.003-04:00

When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:06:00.001-04:00

When you’re shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
(* In Cars)

2007-07-21T15:01:00.001-04:00

When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T15:00:00.001-04:00

When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:58:00.001-04:00

When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:56:00.001-04:00

When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your ass goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:55:00.001-04:00

When your bowels are paranoid
and you just busted a 'roid:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:50:00.003-04:00

When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:50:00.001-04:00

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:49:00.001-04:00

When you’re sitting on the fence
and you’re feeling hot and tence:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:48:00.001-04:00

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:47:00.001-04:00

When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:46:00.001-04:00

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are feeling runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:45:00.001-04:00

When you're sitting in class
and its a running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:44:00.001-04:00

When your stomach’s feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:43:00.001-04:00

When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:41:00.001-04:00

When your stomach kinda hurts
and your anus starts to squirt:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:39:00.001-04:00

When you’re running down the road
and you can’t control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:38:00.001-04:00

When you’re running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-21T14:36:00.001-04:00

When you’re sitting in class
and you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:49:00.002-04:00

When you’re running for the train and your behind starts to rain:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:49:00.001-04:00

When you’re enjoying coffee at a café and your underpants give way:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:48:00.001-04:00

When you’re escaping like Jack Bauer but your ass controls the power:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:47:00.000-04:00

When you’re running for the pot and it’s more than you have got:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:46:00.002-04:00

When you’re walking down the street and you smell like rancid meat:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

2007-07-15T15:46:00.001-04:00

When you’re lying in your bed and there's liquid by your head:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.